Transportation: Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend,...

By superficialheart - 21/01/2012 11:59 - China

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

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By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML

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By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

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Gunplay 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:16

What a douche, dump his ass.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:21

He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.

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medichick 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:32

HahahahahHa! I'm sorry for your accident but this is kinda funny.

coolprince 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:36

forget about the jerk

Dustin_Pedobear 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:37

#18, OP said they got thrown into a forest, so they were probably out in the country where there isn't usually a cell phone signal.

ilove80smetal 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:40

How did someone see you to call 911 if you were apparently thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest.

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:09

Ah a very good question

monnanon 13

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:55

People do walk in forested areas and the tracks from the bike plus the busted fence would have been visible to any other road users.

aperfectxdeath 3

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:17

They got thrown over the fence. Probably didn't even touch it.

The_Troller 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:54

He has an iPhone

spudi 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:56

Shit i'm moving out of nyc on jan 30. Fml

grannygruber 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:58

Forgot about you? Hell no, he's just an ASSHOLE!

attaboy368 20

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:03

cool...upstate? City? Where in ny

3rdbass 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:06

I'm sorry you were flipped like a pancake, OP.

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:07

Hopefully he is an ex now.

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