Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
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Gunplay 6
What a douche, dump his ass.
DocBastard 40
He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.
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mattorama 15
As somebody who's had a couple of motorcycle crashes in my life, his behavior is perfectly acceptable. It's a completely terrifying experience and your body pumps the adrenaline, and for some reason, when you crash, your instant reaction is to get the bike back up and get on. All these people saying "Oh you should dump him!" "What a jerk!" "He better be your ex!" Please, tell me, when's the last time you crashed a motorcycle?
ksackal91 0
I'm sorry but because of this response I had to ask my husband about it considering I have never been in a motorcycle crash, you're comment is wrong and I pray that if and when you have a significant other you never put him or her in this type of situation. It is NOT okay and definitely is NOT normal. If he cared for her then his adrenaline rush would have also been pinpointed towards her and not the bike. He is a dirt bag and she needs to find someone that would protect her. She is more important than the damn bike. I'm sorry OP that this happened to you but I'm glad you're okay and at least now you know he won't have your back when it's needed the most. I'm glad you found out this way and not if someone was trying to rob you guys on the street or something. Good luck hun!
CinderellaC 4
yea, OP seems to understand his behavior by attributing it to "adrenaline rush". But as much as I would understand him, I would still be livid that he left me.
sadistmonkey 19
I was going to say...it seems like the OP's boyfriend was probably in shock or something and reacted in a way that he normally wouldn't.
monkiki62 5
And adrenaline effects your memory how?
blair_x 12
Right. So, fine. Drive off all the adrenaline. Her boyfriend still could've come back for her after the shock-factor of it all wore off. There is no excuse for his scummy behavior.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I ride and have dumped my bike once or twice. I have been fortunate enough never to have had a passenger on the back when that has happened, but I can tell you, leaving your passenger for dead in a field somewhere is pretty craven behavior. I know what it's like to be high on adrenaline after dumping my bike and I can't imagine doing anything of the kind.
timetogrowup 0
I've been the passenger on a bike that went down. With adrenaline racing and once we figured out what happened, our first reactions were to find each other. His main concern was making sure I was alright, despite him being the one dripping blood. Yes, we both wanted to get back on immediately after, although he wanted me on his brother's bike instead because he felt so bad about nearly killing me. Moments like that bring a rush of affection for the one you love. I think that in this case the adrenaline excuse was what he came up with when he didn't want to admit to cowardice. If his first thoughts are self-preservation, OP should also think of herself and find someone who isn't so selfish.
klimp 0
Who says he even had a cell phone with him?
baylee13 5
I'd find him,chop his dick off and shove his bike down the new orifice...just sayin..
aquaeyedsiren 0
I sure wish my bot friend was as gallant a knight in shining armor as yours is...
pippa08 0
*ex boyfriend :)
Mayberry_Brown 9
As long as it's a weekend! That's close enough for the train! XD
l0v3p4in 7
Hope you get feeling better, OP! Maybe from this tragic event, you'll meet a cute guy who'll nurse you back to health- someone who's worth your time. Good luck! :)
pepelapew 0
Stay off my soil FagBastard
DocBastard 40
Beg your pardon, Pepe?
aawweessoommee 9
Screw him. as long as your ok, that's all that matters.