take a shit on his desk.

Your profile picture matches perfectly with what you said xD

then hack into his computer and cancel classes for tomorrow. if you're passionate about your grade, that will give you time to get a head start on your work!

He sounds like one of the dickheads that won't help you at all because "you should have paid better attention the first time"

That's a load of shit, you're paying a nice chunk of cash that goes directly into HIS salary. He should at least take credit for screwing up himself

Or better yet photoshop a picture of him with one of his students in a comprising pose and backmail him, problem solved.

What an effin ass!! I personally would've gone GANGSTA on him!! :)

You have a poop fetish don't you........

how exactly does going GANGSTA look like? sell him some dope or hook em up with you sancho?

#5 hack into the teachers computer? Yeah why doesn't OP hack into NASA and get herself 5 copies of Nintendo Campus Challenge while she's at it.

Talk to the dean of students...oh wait, I'm supposed to make a witty remark, not offer actual advice...

Tell him his teaching method is shit.

Dude some professors are real assholes. I wrote a paper that I spent hours on and on the last page my professor wrote: "this was a waste of my time and yours." Such a dick!

The teacher obviously doesn't give a shit!

Tell him he's a piece if shit.

Rewrite it, the stick it in a drawer in his desk, and tell him you found it. Trust me, he'll be sorry

I don't get why it had to be handwritten over typed up on the comp. A click of a file and print would have saved op's ass there!

Have you ever seen the show snapped? Yes? It's kind of similar to what my reaction would be.

This reminds me of family guy

Talk to the department head. This guy needs to be put in his place.

I say she should skip over the department head and take her complaint directly to the Dean of the Faculty. This fucker probably has tenure, but he might at least take the complaint a bit more seriously if it comes from the Dean. If her own complaint isn't taken seriously, she could tell her parents and have them complain too (assuming her parents are paying her tuition).

I say OP should skip the dean and go right to the trusty ol twelve gauge

I'm pretty sure he can't do that.....

I'm pretty sure you're right

That can't be allowed.

It is my brother did his ICT work and the teacher "lost" it 3 TIMES!!!!!!!!!

*Knock! Knock! Knock!*
"Dean? Yes, I need to speak with you about the dickhead professor that's teaching one of your classes..."

"Yeah, you really need to be more specific than that."

"First class school you got here"

"the professor with the lowest class average."

"oh, you meen frank, what about him?"

He's an ass. I can't stand teachers like him.

I don't understand what he was saying to you..

That she shouldn't bother rewriting it because it was a bad paper anyway. Which makes no sense to me because if he lost it, how did he know it was terrible?

Maybe he read it but didn't grade it. Which makes him even more of a dick.