Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
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Top comments
Gunplay 6
What a douche, dump his ass.
DocBastard 40
He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.
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Comments (118)
moomoomeow2 7
Jeez I hope you'll be okay!
daniel1_1 13
And they were away for the weekend, maybe his phone died.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
How about California
Kaiite 0
He needs one of those biker t-shirts that read "If you can read this, the bitch fell off!"
Ray_of_midnight 23
OP needs one of those shirts that says "I didn't fall off, I ride my own". :-) Seriously, OP...hope you feel better...and learn to ride your own motorbike! I've been riding for 27 years, it's the most fun thing in the world you can do with your clothes on. That way you won't be on the back when your next boyfriend (you *are* dumping this one, right?) runs into a fence.
KnucklesDeep 5
If you don't dump him, you're a world class moron.
Jbash82 0
As a "nice guy" I have no pity at all for this girl....
alexlovescandy 3
That sucks, what boyfriend does that
Chewiie513 0
Damn. That's sucks alot. What kind of boyfriend is he to leave you like that?! That's just wrong.
lrgenesis 19
Lol Didi's FML's: 0 confirmed out of 4 posted
Clamcreepy 7
Sorrr op but I must admit I did find this quite funny as I was reading it