Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
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Top comments
Gunplay 6
What a douche, dump his ass.
DocBastard 40
He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.
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Comments (118)
TonyIsMyDog 2
You got dumped!
guy24 9
*slap my knee*
DocBastard 40
He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.
shalia_fml 1
Couldn't agree more....
marti1497 10
what a douche ! sorry OP :
PaulB123 11
How hard did he hit his head!? And was the bike okay??
kyrosk91 6
If he got back on and was able to ride it back to wherever it is they were going, I'd say the bike's fine. Their relationship, however, might not be.
PaulB123 11
Scratches, dents, broken displays, even exhaust pipes etc missing could still mean the bike is rideable, but not fine. I agree about the relationship though haha!
Dustin_Pedobear 9
And I'm sure there was at least one of the things you listed wrong with the bike. I mean, if they were going fast enough to catapult them over a fenceand into the forest, the bike had to have suffered some damage.
kyrosk91 6
Isn't that what cellphones are for?
DocBastard 40
As long as it isn't Sirin that's coming, I'll fly in from Hungary. She scares the bejesus outta me. *shudder*
TalkingTowelTim 0
Now it's time for you to leave him and forget all about him.
ICATiger 13
Now you're spending your weekend in A&E.....
Tsunami87 17
Will you re-arrange your leave to meet the fml team doc? Or are you just really lucky and have it at the same time as they are visiting. I'm a doctor too and my leave is like gold dust
ohmandapants 17
See THIS is an FML where "dump him" comments are warranted. He is a jackass. If he truly cared he would have said "**** the trip" and brought you to the hospital and stayed by your side. That's what a real man would do. Get rid of him OP.
Headcrab 29
No it is not warranted. It seems like not a lot of people here had a big crash, or they wouldn't be saying these things. When adrenaline kicks in in those big amounts like after such a bike crash, you don't thing straight and a primal survival instinct kicks in that only makes you think of yourself and your survival. It is unfortunate that he ditched her, but not his fault. Still feel sorry for you OP, barbed wire can kill.
ohmandapants 17
Not his fault? You know what a lot of people have been in crashes and haven't left their significant others behind.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I've been in a ton of bad accidents and I can assure you that never has my adrenaline kicked up and made me forget about the people I was with. If anything I become more aware of them as I do my best to make sure they are alright. If he actually cared that much about her he would have stayed around to help her.
insanelyXnikki 18
I don't think an 'adrenaline rush' would constitute this kind of behavior... I mean that's a little extreme don't ya think?