By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
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Happy_Elf 0

Christ! Either way you'd be in a lotta pain O_o Though, at least hurting your hands is better than possibly splitting your head open ^,^ But seriously, FYL

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overkill_78 4

Ouch, but YDI for not watching the road.

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TrollofTrolls 0

YDI FOR BEING A ******* LOSER AND TAKING THE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO RIDE A BIKE, USE A ******* CAR YOU HOBO ITS ******* FASTER IF YOU DIDNT HEAR, AND IT ALSO DOESNT ******* CRASH HITTING A SMALL HOLE.

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kingston52 0

looks like someone has a promising social life

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bartmasta 0

Stop being an idiot. You're the worst troll I've ever seen. A troll doesn't announce he's trolling, the whole point is so no one knows.

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GabriLee 0

HAHAHAHA 22, you're a comment genius. I agree, do people have nothing better to do than to make themselves look like a moron on a very frequently visited site? I understand 'trolls' get a few giggles while typing it, but really? Three times in a row? Take up gardening or something, it's more productive than being an idiot.

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ninja578 0

you poor lonely idiot... i do have pity for your never seen the other side of your mom's basement face

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KumoFF7 3

Barbed wire on the way back from a grocery store? Do you shop at prison or something? YDI

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shhhhh 0

well im 2nd. hehe and i hope your ok!

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alliemi 0

Well I'm 68th and I hope you guys learn some grammar real ******* soon

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zem5 0

I'm 93rd nice to meet you

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DearLar 0

Well apparently you don't understand grammar either; you forgot a period at the end of your sentence.

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Happy_Elf 0

Christ! Either way you'd be in a lotta pain O_o Though, at least hurting your hands is better than possibly splitting your head open ^,^ But seriously, FYL

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tempaccount 0

Um? How was there a fence near an open drain? I mean, how were you riding that fast TOWARDS A FENCE? It must have been like parallel and REALLY close to the road or something.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I had to think about it too, but then I remembered we have a drain in our yard... two, actually (one open, one not). So... I suppose OP was actually riding by a fence when he hit the drain...? Still sort of an awkward picture, but I suppose that's the character limit's fault. I've had a nasty meeting with a wood fence laced with barbed wire while I was on a three-wheeler, myself. Not pretty stuff. FYL OP.

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xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Ow.. that must have really hurt. I've seen a similar story about this one person hiking up a mountain and he/she tripped and the nearest thing was an electric or barbed wire fence (I forgot which.) TENTH!

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