By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 618
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You just got burned

Don't play with lighters!

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Don't play with lighters!

No. You dont mess with the stache

You should get it waxed or maybe get the nono it's a tv product that is suppose to be better than waxing without any pain!

that's what u get for joking like that.

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What the helos upon high is going on in here! Ha ha humorous rendition, hehe

Nair!!! it's wonderful. Really!!! I use it to get rid of my palm hair.

Would just look at that mustache. I mean you should just look at it. You know what you should do before making jokes like? Just look at it! Seriously!

47 did you get from jacking off to much ?

Awe did he just burn your biscuit and pee in your cornflakes? Walk it off it'll be ok.

That has to be the cutest picture I've ever seen.

Must be awkward to kiss with both of their mustaches on fire..

These comments are dissappointed

Never threaten a man with his moustache.

Today I was playing with lighte- YDI. Didn't daddy teach you not to play with fire you flaming pyro

If you play with fire youll get burnt by fire

playing with lighters?!? smokey the bear isnt gonna like this...

Nice picture.

You just got burned

Burned? Or owned?

i see what you did there

16 no I'm pretty sure he meant burned.

HowAreYouToday 34

16; get help

16- That awkward moment when someone doesn't get the pun..

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later!:D

I think he's attracted to your 'stash. Take it as a compliment.

16 is a failure.

Burned dumbass

I don't understand how him saying the exact same thing she said makes him the bad guy.

Haha nice one(:

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I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

Okay. But I must warns you. Eyebrows google for answers.

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magnum P.I. is a jerk

I hate you. :/

You know who I hate? Eda and teezy, that's who.

He only hates us because his name is Pablo.

@82 That's fucking low Eda. LOW. I mustache you a question though. Why must you offend me like this.

how is it offensive? Pablo is an awesome name. :D It's not beard at all.

Are you attempting to start a pun war? You better shave your best puns for last because you will need it.

I don't want to involve myself in a pun contest. I'm hair to a powerful throne that waxes all wrongdoers. So begone..!

No one Shed your throne would give you an advantage. To be fHair I am very skilled in these kinds of things. So bring it on.

You are both really lame and 95 you took those puns from an earlier post on this same FML. :-/

lol but at least we have friends lol If making lame jokes isn't fair, why the hell are all these idiots on fml. Seriously, take a joke. :P

Have u ever had your mustaches tangle up?

Mustache ride for everyone :D

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later :D

Nice one 57. :D

Moustaches are boss.

Especially hitler's.

He stole it from Charlie Chaplin.

Ouch...Well, women are always complaining about what a chore it is to shave, and what a pain it is to wax, and how long it takes to pluck, so just embrace it as your new preferred method of hair removal. It's quick, easy, and totally fuckin awesome. And if you do it right, your moustache might never grow back!

How the fuck does your comment have 0 thumbs up?! *thumbs up*

Yeah, she'll have that sexy melted skin scar over her lip too. I'm getting a boner just thinking about it...

You do realize there is a button for that. You don't have to clutter the comment section to say this.