Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
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Dodie__fml 2
You just got burned
Skulll 13
Don't play with lighters!
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Comments (156)
whorerhorror 6
everybody has a mustache. unless you have that "no hair anywhere" disease
BritLass 15
If you give, you gotta take :D
sarahlovesyewxD 8
This is only an issue if you HAVE a mustache......
Razman201 14
All I can is "You Got Burned" lol.
gemno333 8
Yeah. I agree with most of the post. If you can dish. You have to be able to take it. lol
Daralea 21
You were 'joking' about lighting a part of your boyfriend on fire? Yet when he does the same it is somehow not funny? Either take it as a joke or take it as a hint.
darkknight61554 3
And he was never heard from again...
tigermilz 1
Some one needs to get a waxing
Cassidy_FML 8
Damn. guys are SO stupid sometimes. they dont realize how what they say takes our self esteem down MAJORLY. wierdly enough, a guy commented on my upper lip hair today too!! D:
shrimpygymnast 9
ooh, burn.