Love, Sex, Weddings and Awkward: He's a keeper

He's a keeper

By Sabrina - 22/11/2023 14:00

Today, at our wedding reception, my new husband kept telling his buddies how he’s gonna “fuck my brains off” on our honeymoon and give me the best wedding gift ever - a pearl necklace on my chest. They all roared with laughter. He doesn’t understand why I’m upset and refusing to consummate our marriage right now. FML

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By Ugly - 06/03/2022 06:00

Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Classic Jeff

By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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Not into it, sorry

By Foreverjerkingit - 11/09/2022 20:00

Today, it was my wedding night. My new wife decided that she was going to be “asexual” because “there are other ways to show your love without sex” and “If you wanna bust a nut, that’s what your hand is for.” She had the nerve to be confused as to why I am upset. FML

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By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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Karma?

By Anonymous - 07/01/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML

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Out of order

By HornyWife - 13/06/2020 02:02

Today, I'm on my honeymoon. My husband and I cannot consummate our marriage, because his penis has an open wound due to… vigorous masturbation. FML

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TMI

By crazyman. - 12/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Keller

Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML

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TomeDr 24

Thursday 23 November 2023 12:41

Did it ever occur to you that someone might prefer to keep their sex life private? Her husband is an ass for talking about her that way.

TomeDr 24

Thursday 23 November 2023 12:42

His lack of respect for you is astonishing.

Comments

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 22 November 2023 17:09

A. you obviously knew you were marrying a vulgar man when you went through with it. if not why didn't you know your fiance? and B. he wants to **** you... is that REALLY such a bad thing? you really want to do something that can actually legally invalidate your marriage because he wants to **** you? he SHOULD want to **** you! you're his wife

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 22 November 2023 17:56

starting off your marriage being a prude isn't going to go well for you

TomeDr 24

Thursday 23 November 2023 12:41

Did it ever occur to you that someone might prefer to keep their sex life private? Her husband is an ass for talking about her that way.

emmalou 19

Wednesday 22 November 2023 19:00

Eww Do not file that marriage certificate. Do not ignore and put up with this. Find someone who shows you respect When ur not around. That's disgusting low value man behavior.

dreams2383 18

Wednesday 22 November 2023 23:47

what did you think was going to happen on the wedding night? you ****. that's what consummate the marriage means

TomeDr 24

Thursday 23 November 2023 12:42

His lack of respect for you is astonishing.

D J's MOM 17

Friday 24 November 2023 15:55

all of the negative comments are sounding. it's possible that you've never heard his nasty conversations with them before. that is the ONE special day that he should be extra respectful with you. (always actually). I wouldn't have sex either and maybe consider an annulment.