FML : Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML

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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anxious spaghetti - / Sunday 3 December 2017 15:00 /

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By Lyshan | 9

#7566602 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 2:49

Just wait 2-3 days and when you meet him again in Kindergarden, just make sure to lend him his favourite toy. He'll get back to you instantly and maybe his mommy will buy you a new hat.

By interesting33 | 36

#7566566 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 22:56

he sounds very immature. May I ask how old you are? who breaks up with someone over text?! you deserve better Op

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By interesting33 | 36

#7566566 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 22:56

he sounds very immature. May I ask how old you are? who breaks up with someone over text?! you deserve better Op

By Lyshan | 9

#7566602 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 2:49

Just wait 2-3 days and when you meet him again in Kindergarden, just make sure to lend him his favourite toy. He'll get back to you instantly and maybe his mommy will buy you a new hat.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7571290 - Sunday 3 December 2017 15:42

You don’t need his lice anyways.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7571306 - Sunday 3 December 2017 16:36

I’m sure you can find a raspberry beret, you know, the kind you find in a second hand store.

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