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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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You deserved it 1 375

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 999

You deserved it 3 418

By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 742

You deserved it 4 549

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 822

You deserved it 7 156

Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 008

You deserved it 14 100

Nice try

By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 053

You deserved it 7 869

By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 739

You deserved it 2 749

By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 362

You deserved it 19 460

Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 965

You deserved it 2 589

Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 202

You deserved it 21 869

By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 406

You deserved it 3 663

arielmr116 18

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:06

What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool

salman_albalushi 19

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:00

I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.

Comments

Fireant_man 6

Tuesday 27 September 2016 8:58

What's wrong you guys are only friends and he may not know that you like him.

hellobobismyname 24

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:31

What's wrong is he insulted her in hopes to get another girl's number. Whether or not he was aware of her feelings is irrelevant. He is an asshole and a bad friend.

Kaylana_fml 31

Tuesday 27 September 2016 14:56

How can you not see what's wrong with putting down your friends in order to chase tail? Do you only feel morally obligated to be kind and considerate of the people you are romantically interested in?

nemcali 34

Friday 30 September 2016 20:52

His comment was still pretty rude even if he did not know she likes him.

salman_albalushi 19

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:00

I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.

arielmr116 18

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:06

What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool

MyNameIsPorter 23

Wednesday 28 September 2016 2:06

My friends and I do this (jokingly).

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 29 September 2016 2:59

What kind of girl would accept a date with him after hearing how he treats his friends?

Lizza330 28

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:09

He doesn't even sound like a friend.

Lisa_Kdubz 20

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:13

You could do much better than that asshole. I know it's hard to move on when you care about someone but he's not worth a single second of your time.

MegasaurusRex89 28

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:15

I hope she turned him down so fast his head is /still/ spinning. What an absolute knob.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 27 September 2016 20:43

She'd have to be a huge idiot not to turn him down. Unless she's a major bitch herself, she's not going to go out with a guy who just slammed his female friend right in front of her. And if she's a major bitch, he deserves her.

Eemmaatt33 12

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:16

What happened afterwards? Did the waitress give him her number or did she stick up for you?

Champignon_fml 19

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:16

... And that's when you ditched him with the check and the waitress turned him down for being a shallow prick. This guy doesn't deserve your friendship and is definitely not worth more.

Malyssab 23

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:17

Who the hell does that to someone? Especially a friend. You don't deserved to be treated like that, OP.

Saercia 6

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:18

I imagine the waitress thinks pretty poorly of him....what sort of an asshole does that? (I've had crushes on huge assholes before, trust me, when the spell breaks, you will feel relief whenever you think of dodging that bullet!)