FML : Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me....

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Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By awkward / Monday 26 September 2016 21:31 / United States - Oakland

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By arielmr116 | 18

#6695826 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:06

What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool

By salman_albalushi | 16

#6695824 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:00

I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.

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By Fireant_man | 6

#6695822 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 8:58

What's wrong you guys are only friends and he may not know that you like him.

hellobobismyname | 24

#6695840 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:31

What's wrong is he insulted her in hopes to get another girl's number. Whether or not he was aware of her feelings is irrelevant. He is an asshole and a bad friend.

Kaylana_fml | 27

#6695910 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 14:56

How can you not see what's wrong with putting down your friends in order to chase tail?

Do you only feel morally obligated to be kind and considerate of the people you are romantically interested in?

nemcali | 29

#6697278 - Friday 30 September 2016 20:52

His comment was still pretty rude even if he did not know she likes him.

By salman_albalushi | 16

#6695824 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:00

I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.

By arielmr116 | 18

#6695826 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:06

What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool

MyNameIsPorter | 19

#6696124 - Wednesday 28 September 2016 2:06

My friends and I do this (jokingly).

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6696566 - Thursday 29 September 2016 2:59

What kind of girl would accept a date with him after hearing how he treats his friends?

By Lizza330 | 28

#6695828 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:09

He doesn't even sound like a friend.

By Lisa_Kdubz | 20

#6695829 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:13

You could do much better than that asshole. I know it's hard to move on when you care about someone but he's not worth a single second of your time.

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6695830 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:15

I hope she turned him down so fast his head is /still/ spinning. What an absolute knob.

tounces7 | 21

#6696039 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 20:43

She'd have to be a huge idiot not to turn him down.

Unless she's a major bitch herself, she's not going to go out with a guy who just slammed his female friend right in front of her.

And if she's a major bitch, he deserves her.

By Eemmaatt33 | 12

#6695831 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:16

What happened afterwards? Did the waitress give him her number or did she stick up for you?

By Champignon_fml | 19

#6695832 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:16

... And that's when you ditched him with the check and the waitress turned him down for being a shallow prick. This guy doesn't deserve your friendship and is definitely not worth more.

By Malyssab | 22

#6695833 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:17

Who the hell does that to someone? Especially a friend. You don't deserved to be treated like that, OP.

By Saercia | 6

#6695834 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:18

I imagine the waitress thinks pretty poorly of him....what sort of an asshole does that?
(I've had crushes on huge assholes before, trust me, when the spell breaks, you will feel relief whenever you think of dodging that bullet!)