Love and Dating: Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee....

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.

Engineer_Chick 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:05

Don't most dating sites have a picture of yourself. Was it honest?

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NoKo_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

must be butt ugly then, FYL

Girreth 7

Tuesday 21 September 2010 14:21

YDI for coffee-ing

jasax1 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

That really sucks. :(

pooley 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 14:44

because OP's ugly!

m0tl3ycru3 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:10

At least OP's beautiful on the inside

lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.

suckerz 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

FYL cuz you meet people on dating sites

DDbaconcrazy 1

Monday 24 October 2011 23:17

Omg so true

suaveneanderthal 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:04

lol thats why you actually go out and meet people face to face first! go to a club or something damn don't just sit behind your computer all day and hope the right guy falls into your lap, because if he's online like you are then he's probably a loser just like you!