Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Toilet and Work: Hey guys, check this out - FML

Hey guys, check this out

By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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GSNfan 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:01

I hope your company wasn't talking about the budget when it happened.

Igor_g5 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:44

YDI. Should have made sure it was muted.

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Igor_g5 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:44

YDI. Should have made sure it was muted.

kabl00m 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:51

agreed. that's stupid check your phone or don't use it while in the bathroom. duh. YDI

davidhasmorefun 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:55

idiot. can I get your job when you get fired. YDI because you had all day to take a crap but you chose that moment to do it.

franfran_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 3:08

Well that's a stupid reason for why they deserve it. Really? When you gotta go, you gotta go. A more appropriate YDI would be, "Oh, YDI for not paying attention and checking to make sure it was on mute".

GSNfan 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:01

I hope your company wasn't talking about the budget when it happened.

null_fml 11

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:08

^WIN

Erindub 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:03

So does this mean they heard you do your business as well? I think it'd be great if you were overly gassy

perdix 29

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:15

I once worked with a guy who audibly wiped! I'd be at the urinal or the sink and I could still hear him going to town on his ass. His asshole must have been so clean you could eaten dinner off it! I'm sure your colleagues would have loved to have heard that!

Stay_Fly_Shy 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:18

YDI. i'm sure it took more effort to take a crap then to make sure your phone was on mute.

nolimits 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:20

"while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district." YDI for crappy sentence structure.

franfran_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 3:10

What? Are you the grammar police now? You're going to say they deserve it for not using a more intelligent sentence structure?

thesunshotme 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 7:21

FML is where grammar nazis come to stroke their egos.

wh4t3v3R 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:23

Uh, of all the places to take an _important_ conference call you chose the bathroom. Its a funny story, but I don't see how you didn't deserve it.

chellexx 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:25

ydi you should have gone before of just waited till after the call

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