By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
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sarah6786 14
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everybody poops. Read the book.

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paintedchocolate 30
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Was it good music at least?

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sarah6786 14
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everybody poops. Read the book.

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AKGirlinSD 20
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My sister has to read that book to her students, every year. She has it memorized.

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pickles1994 18
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Dang that's awkward

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Lionesse 15

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

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jonathan_kraft 14
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Its gonna be hard to look at that person later

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emag_eht 18
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Why? Would you not be able to face your girlfriend if you found out she takes a shit?

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paintedchocolate 30
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Was it good music at least?

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coolboy675 16

Read op's name

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nottheyoungest 18
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I thought it was a pun. Like.. The coworker was shitting. And you know.. Shitty music. Or the music was really shitty.

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andyyroxx 20
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She was poppin' Angry Birds on both ends, dawg.

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gmian 34
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Probably playing Scream and Shout.

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Wizzlbang 10

Was it at least good music?

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Enslaved 36
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3&4 same question, different wording. Ha!

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mackdeezy 22
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Whatever helps her go, I guess

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Alexweber929 14
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I always just go on fml

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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Better music than the "other" type of sounds

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ironichalibut 24
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Why wouldn't you just leave, it all would've turned out fine if you'd just pretended to be checking a text after washing your hands and walked out. Did she at least have good taste in music? Shoot, I guess two other people were thinking the same thing.

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Isoldael 27
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Maybe OP was on her way to a highscore :p

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chocolateisyum 12
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At least you probably couldn't hear her gross pooping sounds over the music!

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picante72 24
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This is one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

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Enslaved 36
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Prepare for your boss to enter stall number 3. Remember-- Don't talk shit about her!

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