By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
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everybody poops. Read the book.

Was it good music at least?

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everybody poops. Read the book.

My sister has to read that book to her students, every year. She has it memorized.

Dang that's awkward

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

Its gonna be hard to look at that person later

Why? Would you not be able to face your girlfriend if you found out she takes a shit?

Was it good music at least?

Read op's name

I thought it was a pun. Like.. The coworker was shitting. And you know.. Shitty music. Or the music was really shitty.

She was poppin' Angry Birds on both ends, dawg.

Probably playing Scream and Shout.

Was it at least good music?

3&4 same question, different wording. Ha!

Whatever helps her go, I guess

I always just go on fml

Better music than the "other" type of sounds

Why wouldn't you just leave, it all would've turned out fine if you'd just pretended to be checking a text after washing your hands and walked out. Did she at least have good taste in music? Shoot, I guess two other people were thinking the same thing.

Maybe OP was on her way to a highscore :p

At least you probably couldn't hear her gross pooping sounds over the music!

This is one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

Prepare for your boss to enter stall number 3. Remember-- Don't talk shit about her!