Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML
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gogo_speedracer
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Awww! It was nice of you to listen for 10 minutes!
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omega802
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awwww he likes u
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firstdbzmaker
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wow
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Mickay1232
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wow that sux srry op :(
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yasmeenjonasx3
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sing "ive got sunshine, on a cloudy day!"
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GiddyXD
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mehh.
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foork
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sorry that was my dad...
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281go
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Well could have been worse... he could have humped your leg.......
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Kimberly_Isabel
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ydi. u asked If he was okay and he in a way said he was not and told u his problems.
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BananaSticker
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YDI for being nice.
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Sharpie23
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No good deed can go unpunished.
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jearojas
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That sucks, but it was very nice of you though.
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kassieparis
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aw poor man. he should go down to social services or something. or like a charity for homeless people. x
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noscope_ftw
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well y ask if he's ok if u don't care?
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BananaSticker
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So, wait..
You were out running, probably going back to your house afterwords [ya know those building with electricity, food, beds, toilets, a roof] and YOUR life is fucked all because you decided to ask a homeless man, who has none of that, if he was okay, and you had to listen to the poor man talk about his life for a few minutes?
I'd say your life is fucked, but only because your selfish and obviously careless.
....That is, unless he was a druggie. :o
You were out running, probably going back to your house afterwords [ya know those building with electricity, food, beds, toilets, a roof] and YOUR life is fucked all because you decided to ask a homeless man, who has none of that, if he was okay, and you had to listen to the poor man talk about his life for a few minutes?
I'd say your life is fucked, but only because your selfish and obviously careless.
....That is, unless he was a druggie. :o
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iSitt
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why didn't you put his story here on fml?
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Arsonnist
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He should have peed on you. Weather wouldn't have been so nice then.
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kellanlvr
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yay for nice weather :) but op you never go up to middle aged men on streets haven't you seen horror movies tsk tsk
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AliceSaysFYL
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You should have just gave him money
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BananaSticker
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^^^ but what if he was a druggie?
then he'd just use it for crack.
he shoulda at least bought him food.
then he'd just use it for crack.
he shoulda at least bought him food.
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956TXking
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can I have a sticker lol
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thatwasobvious
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Runandmope is a conceited fuck.
Someone complaining to you does not make your life fucked in any way.
and really, if he can complain for 10 straight minutes, I'd say HIS life is fucked, not yours.
and that is all that should ever need be said about this post. the end.
Someone complaining to you does not make your life fucked in any way.
and really, if he can complain for 10 straight minutes, I'd say HIS life is fucked, not yours.
and that is all that should ever need be said about this post. the end.
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YourEvilHero
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would of ghetto stomped his face
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apefaceddog
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Wait, so just because somebody is worse off than you, your life can't be fucked? There's probably someone suffering from starvation out there, or someone hopelessly stuck in academia. But then, regular people can't have FMLs because they're not the worse off, yeah!
Such reasoning is pathetic. It almost sounds like you think the OP has some sort of moral obligation to the homeless man.
Such reasoning is pathetic. It almost sounds like you think the OP has some sort of moral obligation to the homeless man.
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JMWHS
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didn't you ever learn not to talk to strangers?
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Oh FFS, let's not start the whole "giving to the homeless vs. feeding addictions" thing again. ò.ó
I took the "near a condo" part to indicate that the stranger didn't look homeless, moreso like he didn't make it to the front door after a night of partying or something. Hence the concern on OP's part.
I took the "near a condo" part to indicate that the stranger didn't look homeless, moreso like he didn't make it to the front door after a night of partying or something. Hence the concern on OP's part.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Shit, I somehow missed the word "business" before "condo" on the first read-through. >.< Still, for some reason I picture a guy crashed out in a business suit, having an existential crisis about his going-nowhere life. Maybe that's just less depressing to me than a homeless guy. Or maybe I watch too many movies.
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Avenger_fml
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my comment for this post is LMFAO. kbai
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theComment
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84-Your white, your not allowed to ghetto face stomp people.
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LMFAOwned
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Lol I bet the whole time he was video recording under your dress or something xD
Hobos are getting smarter everyday.
Hobos are getting smarter everyday.
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LMFAOwned
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And yes, I know he's a guy:)
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YouCantBreakMe
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EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! @12 has GINGER CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brittneyyyy
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You have 2 legs, right? You should've kicked him with your other one.
Jk that's mean, but at least the poor man had someone to talk to.
Jk that's mean, but at least the poor man had someone to talk to.
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Mickay1232
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F you #115 who gives a crap if they have orange fur!!!! they're awesome and u suck
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ekstraxz
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THE IRISH JANE DOE NEEDS TO DIE
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MeAlec
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you should carry a baton with you so the next time that happens you can bash him on the head
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TeeHee124
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Why'd you talk to a sleeping person?
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lailax3
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lol :)
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averagepurson
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are you kidding me??? youre saying 'fml'???wow his life is f'd but you think yours is?
i oughta find you in yo bed
sneak up on ya put a bullet in yo head
i oughta find you in yo bed
sneak up on ya put a bullet in yo head
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heyjenn
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ydi for talking to someone
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hsshae
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why didn't you keep running or kick him?
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omega802
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awwww he likes u
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khosa
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dont speak unless spoken to ;)
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MissCindy_fml
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ydi for even botherig ask.
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loserboii
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don't act so "shaken"
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Save_Bandit
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was it sunny?
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Rose3986
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So how horrible was his life???