By bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
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Has the zombie invasion already spread that far north from Florida? D:

I hope you called the police. That's freaky.

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Has the zombie invasion already spread that far north from Florida? D:

I say we all just smoke some bath salts and join them.

No, that's just the new rape technique where you lure in the victims...

It's not rape if you yell "Surprise" and throw confetti.

#36: Is that your standard technique?

"Surprise butt sex".......Is more like what this naked guy probably screamed.

I hope op remembered the cardio rule!

Zombies? In Maryland? That's where I am!

You guys are all too worried about this zombie stuff. Maybe it'll turn out like Fido.

You guys are all too worried about this zombie stuff. Maybe it'll turn out like Fido.

Same dude same, why did I have to live in maryland -_-

Don't forget that it started in Florida. So, logically, Georgia, the Carolinas and Virginia are infected too, as yet are in between. The only way around this would be air travel, and who in their right mind would let a zombie on an airplane?

I hope you called the police. That's freaky.

I couldn't help but laugh at the image though.

Why # 2 he was just trying to give OP a hug.

He was just happy to see OP! Nothing wrong with that!

Maybe he was just planking

He sounds like a free-spirit.

HEE HEE... He was naked! *perv face*

Another case of bath salts maybe?

50- Let's hope so... Something is seriously wrong with that person.

63, I'd rather like to hope that he's just mentally weird like that...if he's on bath salts, it only means it's more accessible by people...and I definitely don't want to think about that.

He sounds like he's consumed too much spirit.

T9FTW - Please tell me you are still pre-pubescent. I sincerely hope that someone older than that would not be so immature. But based on what I've seen on this site I wouldn't be too surprised.

meth. not even once.

Think we both got scarred for life today, then, OP. I watched A Man Called Horse. Watching Professor Dumbledore run around butt naked killed me a little bit

And everybody scoffed at me for taking zombie apocalypse preparation classes.

Aliens

Or, y'know, a naked dude in a field.

"Saw a man laying face down in the field"... sounds like the beginning of a horror film. Kudos to you for trying to help, but next time, I'd maybe call the cops for assistance first.

no, sounds more like.. GREASED-UP DEAF GUY!

Just hope it was a psychology project for school. Very, very unlikely though but one can only wish.

Why is everyone assuming it was a zombie? As we know from another OP, screaming 'BRAAAAIIINNSSS' doesn't warrant an undead corpse. It could just be a very, very strange fetish. As for being naked, well.... Avoiding a tan line? Yeah, I've got nothing.

I just wish I could like this fml.

Wrong site, my friend, wrong site.

You can add it to your favorites, though.