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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By Yay..... - 17/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By kay - 01/06/2012 21:08 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By 43_clothespins_later - 21/11/2013 00:12 - United States - Richmond

Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

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Let sleeping dudes lie

By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 11:00

Today, there was a homeless guy asleep on a bench. I had to step around some kids and my bag hit the homeless guy. Now I can only assume he was a homeless veteran, because the speed with which he woke up, screamed “enemy contact”, and practically broke my knee, tells me he had years of training. FML

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By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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benszt15 5

Monday 6 March 2017 3:12

I hope you realize how god damn insensitive it is to throw a rock at anyone, especially someone in so much misfortune, and then complain about what happens, when you probably have a good life based off the fact that you have a phone or computer to post this from Sincerely, **** you

lovit345 11

Wednesday 1 February 2017 5:21

YDI obviously

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lovit345 11

Wednesday 1 February 2017 5:21

YDI obviously

benszt15 5

Monday 6 March 2017 3:12

wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 31 May 2017 10:29

lmao... you definitely deserved this. just coz they homeless doesn't mean that you can treat them how you want. .. then again throwing a rock at anyone is a big no

ArbiterOfFML 24

Thursday 8 June 2017 7:43

oh my day was terrible. First I saw a homeless guy. I then wanted to throw a rock at him. He then attacked me FML. You are a bastard for that.

Dudekide 5

Friday 16 June 2017 15:35

Your a ass

BasketBallForever293 17

Friday 16 June 2017 21:27

You're* an* ass

Harm Varwijk 17

Sunday 19 August 2018 0:05

you're somebody who is way too young to have a mobile phone considering you're silly grammar mistakes

Dreads109 5

Tuesday 27 June 2017 6:54

You ******* deserve it

CloudlyLilacMask 7

Monday 10 July 2017 15:17

That is very harsh to do, homeless people have a soul and feelings, they get enough people giving them the death stare and etc, they cant help it if they are homeless alot of times they can't grasp to get any job sometimes to a divorce, getting fired, family kicking them out soon as 18, not money for college, etc no one deserves to get thrown a rock at for just sleeping in peace!