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By anonymous / Monday 20 December 2010 11:23 /
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Kick him in the sack, and cut the purse-uit short by any means necessary. Or just show him that it is your bag, as I'm sure you have some form of picture ID in there. (: He'll be showered with guilt when he realizes his mistake, and may redeem himself with a storm of apologies. (:

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How is it "common sense" not to come home dripping wet? I don't think that's the proper use of the phrase.

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who the fuck tackles someone for a purse when I can steal a car in daylight an no one give a fuck or mug someone and nobody shows people still have hearts even if they have bad timing

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Not to be a nerd, but you actually get more wet when you run instead of walk. I think it was on manswers or something.

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They tested it on Mythbusters, yes, but they concluded you get more wet from running because your body slopes to an angle instead of being completely upright like when walking, thereby exposing more surface area directly to the rain.

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Surely you'd get wet more wet when you're walking though as you're spending more time in the rain? To be fair, how often does rain fall straight down? It's usually affected by wind so it comes down at an angle and will most likely get you wetter. Unless you are moving in parallel to the angle that the rain is coming down at :P.

next time, don't bring your bag on a walk home. & for future reference, don't wear shoes either; someone might think you stole them.

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No Ke$ha... you would have passed out then you'd wake up in the mornin' feeling like P Diddy. get it right...

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They usually like when you grab them by the hair and club them like a baby seal also. Seriously OP, that sucks though. Should've expected it though, happens all the time.

are you a guy? coz i have a mental image of a sissy boy prancing through the rain, holding on to his fake LV, and then getting crash tackled by a big macho type.....gives me a giggle :)

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The correct spelling would be "you're". it even says it on your shirt come on now...

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LMAO! Good catch. I must of missed that. I have no idea how people still make these grammer mistakes like this! There so easy. Just read you're elementary school books, people! It really isn't to hard. Holy fucking shit, that hurt me to do. I hate myself so much right now. I'm going to jump into a pile of broken glass and douse myself with lemon juice.

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So are we. Why should she get to express her opinions about OP's stupidity while we aren't allowed to express ours about hers? Fuck off.

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Argh. The comments on several of my retorts have mysteriously disappeared like Amelia Earhart. Please disregard my venom above, as it was intended for some foolish little girl who apparently doesn't exist except in my confused mind.

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