it's the cataracts

in high school I was once run over by a kid in a motorized wheel chair. he hit me from behind and scraped my leg so bad I had trouble walking.

Cool story bro!

I runned.

Is here any other way but 'brutal' to be run over by a wheelchair?

He/she was the one getting run over smart one.

Were planking on the wheelchair ramp?

Were you*

don't mess with the handicapped. they're one of the tuffest people out there! ;D

Lol! FYL! Ahahahaha! ^

Was it GTA4 type of hit and run?

Thats what you get when you mess with Prof. X

I don't even know how that's possible, unless you were at the bottom of a very steep hill and the guy had lost control of his wheelchair and was zooming down towards you at over 35 mph.

If you don't notice someone running over you.. then you probably deserved it.

OP, unless you injurries put you in a weelchair, I have little sympathy.

1, he noticed, he just didn't give a rats ass

I think I'm missing something.. Where does it say that the wheelchair guy/gal didn't notice they had run the OP over?

When I was a kid, I got run over by a mountain bike in the park. Some dumbass wanted to be a daredevil and close his eyes while riding. He didn't notice the little 7 year old in front of him picking a dandelion. He almost broke my back.

Hit and run??

You're blonde arent you.

Dude i luv eminem too

You can be the chairman.

Do you at least get cup holders?

I actually got hit by a wheelchair once... it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would and her chair broke :S

Feel better that it wasn't a car... And be glad your are fine, fine enough to comment on fml at least...... Well.... Still ehh fyl

Nothing like Hit and run fun.

More like hit and...roll.

Ba dum bum....:)

How do you not dodge that!

You do realize that OP won't answer you..

He's fine.... Got run over thats all

No, 58 separate bones all throughout his body have been broken, including his neck. He wrote this FML and asked, with his dying wish, for his family to carry on his legacy and post this FML on the official website.

I think the OP is fine, since s/he DID post to FML about it.

Haha deceptively quick are the wheeled variety.

Ahaha (;

I have never understood the point of these comments, it's much less obnoxious to just like the comment instead of giggling over the Internet.

THIS... this is fucking poetry! If only FML postings were of this quality. Freaking genius. I got to lay down and rest.

Perdix I bow to you and your superior logic

13 - shad up..

13 if it has wheels it can run over someone. Whether or not it will flip is a different story.