By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 172
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CallMeMcFeelii 13

If it was raining balls, you were officially tea bagged more than that poor girl on the bus trip.. My condolences.

Ever wonder why everyone thinks people suck? Because people suck.


CallMeMcFeelii 13

If it was raining balls, you were officially tea bagged more than that poor girl on the bus trip.. My condolences.

McAninch35 9

I love people

mif_fml 27

I hate people..

Success4444 12

I love hating people.

I hate loving people.

FredF 4

I hate myself.

I hate loving people who love hating people

I loving hate myself for people! wait...

I love myself because I have a high self-esteem and confidence is key.

countryrose92 23

I love all of you people for keeping that thread going. Yea, I know. I kinda ruined it. Now I hate myself

I love myself for hating people who hate themselves for ruining the threads of all loving people who love hating people and who hate loving people and also who hate themselves for loving the hating people...whoosh

mif_fml 27

This thread got out of hand.

I love threads that go out of hand

Success4444 12

29, your comment is sad, and your picture is sad. Combined, you almost made me shed a tear!

tjv3 10

Well remember that karma is a bad bitch and that a hole will get his

I hate threads that get out of hand because of people who love to hate people for loving people that hate themselves because of low self esteem.

The more out of hand this thread gets, the better it is.

The gods were displeased that you wouldn't lick chocolate off of his knob.. You brought this plague of balls upon yourself..

I would love an explanation because I didn't understand that one bit.

Read the earlier FML's I referenced it...

TheManager 6

Right FML. He was making a reference.

What a nice young man.

Success4444 12

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!" I guess you forgot the jingle this time. Don't forget it in case it happens again!

But he has Geico.

Maybe that's who showed up when he sang "I have blah-blah insurance, so person come help".

79: "I caught you a dollar!"

then he deserves it for trading the good neighbor with the 15% off on car insurance.

Did you flip him off?

Gotta love our Southern hospitality here in Texas. I'm sorry OP, quite a few of us Texans aren't very nice. Warm up as soon as you can though, don't want to get sick.

Maybe he's just looking out for you, pushing you to reach your point faster. Just forget he called you an ass though. >.>

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

I doubt the he's looking out for OP, the driver is most likely just an asshole.

countryrose92 23

#69, its called Sarcasm buddy. You should learn about it. :)

thosedogtags 8

...And this is why I have no faith left for the human race. I'm sorry that you had to deal with such a douchebag.

Ever wonder why everyone thinks people suck? Because people suck.

Yeah, we do suck.

^But you're a chipmunk! .-.


37- Thanks for making my morning! XD

I don't suck..I lick. Just saying.

Dracula don't suck, Dracula scrape and lick!

What kind of balls? Cheese balls? Dodge balls? Golf balls? Actual balls? Oh god...

All balls are 'actual' balls


flockz 19


I think OPs talking about nuts.

countryrose92 23

#94, Hazelnuts, walnuts, chessnuts or peanuts? Wait a second, I thought op said balls, not nuts. Perhaps u should read the fml again. Oh! Maybe base balls?

Raining cheese balls would be amazing.

Soccer balls?

The General person has no purpose in life, so they find happiness in other people pain, in history we have seen people like this hitler comes to mind!

Wow, you must be Super Assumer - the superhero that's able to leap to giant stupid conclusions in a single bound. Did you really just compare a simple asshole to Hitler?

I dunno doc, anyone who would abandon someone to a torrent of balls is definitely an upper level asshole

I'd say Hitler was more comparable to a complex asshole.


countryrose92 23

18, you made me laugh. I might steal that quote sometime, hope u don't mind. :)

I'm sorry OP. Some people are just plain asses. They get enjoyment out of it- I do not know why.