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You had bad breath? ;)
You had sex and then are upset cause a patted you on the back instead of kissing you? OP, u are quite odd
you say it was the first time having sex with him in your relationship, does that mean you've already had sex OUTSIDE your relationship?
ugh. i hate being patted on the back.
Twice? Wow, that makes a difference! Thank goodness he didn't pat your back ONCE!
Wow lmao, that must feel terrible. (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)
Yeah thats the was i do it too ;)
If you gave him a *******, he may have wanted to avoid any backwash.
lol
Cumbreath!
Oh diddums. You got to have sex with a guy you like and he patted you on the back. What shall we do?! World is over! Don't read to deep. I'm bored of these soppy "love" fmylife stories.
Sorry Matty, they can't all be about super hot lesbians/ sock puppets or whatever the hell you consider a good FML.
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You had bad breath? ;)
Wow lmao, that must feel terrible. (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)