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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 17:33 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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Awkward...

By What’sGoingOn - 26/03/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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mike3775 35

Saturday 29 December 2012 0:49

Wrong number text eh? Be easy to prove if you have a call history on your phone, show her that

Kovu_fml 16

Saturday 29 December 2012 0:49

That happened to me once, thankfully boyfriend wasn't there and it was also of a female so if he were there he probably wouldn't have been that mad.

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micahdunk 13

Saturday 29 December 2012 1:29

Ek! That sucks. Hope she won't break up with you!

aliyourpally 12

Saturday 29 December 2012 1:33

So...was she hot?;D

twinkiefeets 17

Saturday 29 December 2012 1:35

I'm sorry but if I was your gf I wouldn't believe you either. It's pretty far fetched.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 30 December 2012 3:53

Why is it far fetched? You only have to mistype one digit to get a wrong number. It's really quite easy

brew07 5

Saturday 29 December 2012 1:39

sorry to hear that

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 29 December 2012 2:01

That's just bad luck :/

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 2:03

I just remember my ex freaking out over wrong numbers, but it should not be to hard to convince her she's wrong. Meanwhile tell unknown you miss her too and the pictures really help. :)B

chris_a7x 11

Saturday 29 December 2012 2:08

Damn that sucks bro. You should be able to show her that you didn't know who it was pretty easily tho

kingsian 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 2:35

You must be dating my ex she broke up with me for the same thing and I tried that same excuse ain't work for me either OP

CAJustise 9

Saturday 29 December 2012 2:38

That's your sorry and you're stickin to it!

kAPISH 29

Saturday 29 December 2012 2:45

Your* English mother***ker! Do you speak it?!

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