Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
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mike3775 39
Wrong number text eh? Be easy to prove if you have a call history on your phone, show her that
Kovu_fml 16
That happened to me once, thankfully boyfriend wasn't there and it was also of a female so if he were there he probably wouldn't have been that mad.
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Comments (73)
saeros01 12
If it truely was a mistake FYL. Otherwise YDI.
lilmike1220 5
That's mad crazy
ideasrule 13
If your girlfriend's first reaction is to punch you in the eye, and she doesn't give you a chance to explain yourself, you shouldn't be with such an abusive partner. It certainly doesn't bode well if more serious misunderstandings arise in the future. I once had an unknown girl send me a flirty text, obviously thinking I was her boyfriend, even though I had no girlfriend. I just politely texted her back and said she got the wrong number.
Epikouros 32
I miss you too, Anonymous.
Krimzon 5
Unknown number...sure. :)
interesting33 37
Like someone said before - show her your history - that you have never called or texted or know someone from that number - she might believe you deleted it - in which case - could you give her your phone to talk to this person and clarify that it was not you they intended? Sorry OP :/ That sucks
1zar1 10
How could it have been a mistake? I'm sure this 'unknown' person would be smart enough to save 'baby' that she misses as her contact.
False_Stupidity 42
Some people (eg my wife) don't use contact lists and prefer to type numbers in manually all the time.
Lestat1966 2
you're lucky if she breaks up with you- next time she gets angry it might be more than a black eye - you are better without her
charvisioku 22
I'd be surprised if she believes you even if you do explain it. Even if you're telling the truth, it seems incredibly unlikely that someone would text something like that to the wrong number. Especially since you tend to click on a contact rather than typing in the number you want to text. I can't blame her for being upset. Punching you was a bit extreme though...
Lehk 9
call police for domestic violence
taltamir 6
Worst possible thing he could do, the vast majority of cases when a guy calls the police when he is being assaulted they arrest him and not the woman, often violently, and then make fun of him for being a wuss. Definitely not worth saving the relationship.