Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too...

By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 4:11

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

Syn_fml 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 4:16

So you're single now, eh?

d00d_c0m3_0n 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 4:11

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

Justforlolz 14

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Tuesday 29 June 2010 20:31

#5 Lol I agree. Maybe he doesn't have that much experience with getting laid, and felt embaressed.

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Sunday 22 February 2009 4:16

So you're single now, eh?

Amkii 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 4:21

#5 - Exactly what I was thinking! He broke up with you because he's jealous and afraid he can't pleasure you as much as you did him!

mleeb 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 4:22

So, what? You came here to brag about it?

luciaaaaaaaaaaaa 5

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Tuesday 4 December 2012 20:54

ha! win

itstrishabtw 13

Thursday 10 April 2014 11:37

#14 no, dumbass. she came here to tell you that her boyfriend was a jealous prick and broke up with her for lying while she was telling the truth. so put a cock in it.

CzarLaval 9

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Thursday 29 May 2014 1:19

Oh your so smart I mean theres no way that they might have been joking or obviously trying to piss people like you off .. Right ?

FireT 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 4:28

If you would live near me, I could happily replace him. =)

crazycar 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:33

He may have just wanted ur virginity and used "you're too good to get away." I've actually been privy to a situation like that.

crazycar 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:35

Oh yeah, and he's a dick hole!

drybamboo 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 4:52

He must be pretty insecure. You're better off.

burdenofaday 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 5:26

@#24: This is true. But it doesn't only apply to guys. :P

Kat_MS 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 6:32

How does he know you're 'too good' anyway? Sounds like he's had his fair share of experience to know where you rank in sex ability himself. Bit hypocritical of him in that case. Anyway someone who can't appreciate you and your awesome sex skills isn't worth it =X, you're better off now :P.