By ugly - United States

Thanks, I hate it!

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yeah, For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Mnag A Trois You And Me And Heineken

  RedJester23  |  6

well its probably because earlier in the day your teacher called you a cow, then immediately apologized once he realized it was you. Using that info, I'd guess the dude was drunk too.

By  ArianS2  |  0

I don't think your new friends will be able to accept how ugly you are, unless they have down syndrome. So just stick with these. Maybe when they get drunk they will call you pretty too !(: