By FUCK GOD - Argentina - Salta
Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML
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  perdix  |  29

#1, I never knew what kind of person would be into bumpkins, Cleveland Steamers, Dirty Sanchezes, etc. Well, now, I do! You're pretty cute-looking for a scat-freak.

  perdix  |  29

#55, yes, don't look them up in Urban Dictionary, you'll be less of a person if you do. Trust me, ignorance of these terms is preferable to knowledge.

  chlorinegreen  |  27

Obviously I'm not on twitter (don't have one) or instigram (don't really care for that either) would you rather me to just say "what I just said right there is sarcasm"? Thought what I did was easier for you to get the hint without me having to drag it out. Not start a battle with other people because I put a number symbol next to a word.

  hannaaaahr  |  33

61 - if you do it right you don't even have to point out that you're being sarcastic. And I honestly rather have you point out that you where being sarcastic than by using hashtags, it's just stupid.

  Voij  |  16

You could've also gone with /sarcasm, sarcasm-off, <-- sarcasm, or other similar things.

What you did is actually similar to someone who is offered a once-in-a-lifetime chance, thinks it over and then yells "YOLO", instead of saying something like "carpe diem", or that you'd regret it more if you didn't take this chance.
You could have meant either of these, but by yelling "YOLO" you simply went the wrong way in expressing it.

  Kingbreezy04  |  10

I would be happy to translate. "Darn friend, I wouldn't be able to do that because of my inability to stay aroused due to my partners sudden bowl movement. My strength isn't on par with most of the people in society when another person deposits fecal matter into a commode." Scene.....