Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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Top comments
pleura 0
Shut up, at least you're getting head.
Thatk1ddd 0
That's just, awkward...
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Comments (156)
DameGreyWulf 1
Now that's just hilarious.
xoluvinshayxo 0
wtf u ungrateful little bxtchh! at least ur getting head! now stfu
xoluvinshayxo 0
insuferable little troll...stop being the opposite part,and deal with it! selfishh bxtchh
blackaut 0
Definitely something wrong with you for posting this as an FML... this is a F MY Life for not finding a girl like that for myself. you're in the closet or something else is seriously wrong with you! FYL for not realizing what that girl does for you...
DickGozinya 0
she did the same thing with me. it was a little creepy tbh.
Kishaz_Thirteen 0
....... xDD Good sir, I feel for you.
tmanson 0
hahaha funny... why the **** are you idiots leaving negative comments if you don't like his fml story **** off and keep you're comments to you're self or go get head seems like you guys really need it if you're getting mad for nothing!!!! Btw all of you are punks talking crap about his fml story but half of you don't even have a default showing who you are. You talk crap behind a cp screen but won't do it to this dude in person lol
sammichbitch 0
That's a hell of a lot better than "ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie!". At least she enjoyed it.
Dewycrux 0
Why did you post this?? It means your girlfriend has a sense of humor... Ohhh nooo!! f your life, you got head and she enjoyed it.. Life Sucks!!!
kyatel 0
I'm so gonna mess with my bf now XD
SweetNothings89 0
TO: Kyatel= I agree with u. I am so going to do this to my bf the next time he asks me to go down on him lol XD