Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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Top comments
pleura 0
Shut up, at least you're getting head.
Thatk1ddd 0
That's just, awkward...
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Comments (156)
jjesseroggaa 3
Ehhh, yeah, that would pretty much ruin the mood though. I get what he's talking about.
jchansfan 0
Who cares...?
FruityLoooons 8
I kinda get what he is talking about...but still. Dude, she's just teasing. Be happy you're even getting head.
DragonitePaladin 6
That's frigging hilarious man. LOL
mschne7 0
what is she like four?
xdevotchkax 0
._. that was a lot of information in a small amount of words.
phatdaddy62 23
You got a *******, and so exactly what is your complaint? This is no FML - It's a *******!
JENNABY 0
wow your such a loser...1 u can't take a little joke and 2 ur **** for complaining about ur girl giving u head.u should be happy that someone in ur life actualy wants o give u head and likes doing it and she even spices it up a little with her yummy yummy.lol you don't deserve head or your girlfriend lols.... loser :3
FruityLoooons 8
He didn't complain that his girlfriend was about to give him head, he just felt that her saying "yummy yummy yummy" was a turn off. I guess he just doesn't know what teasing is, the weirdo.
Sparkiee93 3
That's funny as hell. There are horny kids in Nigeria that don't get ******** now shut up and take it like a man XD
waterynuggets 0
LMAO I burst out laughing at this Yummy yummy yummy I got luv in my tummy and I feel like lovin you, love is such a sweet thang good enough to eat thang..
grimeysly 0
i lol'ed
emodude44 0
See if she gave me head the I really wouldn't care what she said. As soon as she finished I'd pay her back.