Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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Top comments
pleura 0
Shut up, at least you're getting head.
Thatk1ddd 0
That's just, awkward...
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Comments (156)
bubba8739 0
how is this an fml????!!!?!?!?
Raiderwrstler65 0
damn she's willing to go down on your lame ass and she's funny, sounds like a great girlfriend and you're a stuck up ass.
JoeyImage 0
how is this an FML? ****** moron
jw90 18
did she then say mmmmmm tastes like the gravy u put on my potatoes
picabo889 11
and what did u want her to say? "eww this is gross!" is that better?
Houdeka 0
are you ******* gay! a girl that loves giving head now how is that an fml. go be like your girlfriend and suck a dick I'll take some head from her and enjoy it when she says yummy yummy yummy!
perdix 31
If she went on to say "I have love in my tummy," I might have lost my boner.
ashheath17 0
hahaha
Funkengine12 0
At least it wasn't, "Om nom nom nom nom!" Still, not an FML.
DynamicDave 11
@Op: You're lame and you don't deserve a girlfriend half as awesome as the one you have. You're lucky she's still with your whiny bitch self and still willing to suck your nasty two inch dick. It would've been even funnier if she'd said "om nom nom nom nom"
DynamicDave 11
This is what I saw when I read your FML: "wah wah, my girlfriend has a sense of humor and likes sucking my dick, wah, FML!" I rarely if ever say this, but this is NOT an fml.