Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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Top comments
pleura 0
Shut up, at least you're getting head.
Thatk1ddd 0
That's just, awkward...
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Comments (156)
MissKayla 2
YDI for having a 12-year-old for a gf..
acer29 0
get it started already!!!
dumdeedum 0
i dont get why guys are so fascinated by bjs. what makes it better than just sex?
LaPoeziaAmantino 0
You know, I kind of wonder the same thing... Is it really better?
saaarrj 0
because, they don't have to do anything....lol xD
dumdeedum 0
could anyone answer that for us? im really curious as to be honest as i don't particularly like giving bjs but would like to know whether this could ruin a relationship for me
xNiiiiiCKx 4
well we love them because we like watching it and see you guys getting into it.. maybe its a pride thing, but for me it was a dominance thing and since we didnt have to do any work. i dunno why i particularly like them now since im not mean to girls anymore but i would choose it over sex ANY day
JessiKitty_lol 7
LOLOLOLOLrawffle.
soffikkira 0
what. the. f&%k.
clayton18 0
Haha Well that is a little strange but at least she did it... by gf hates it. so she doesn't do it lol.
dumdeedum 0
would you guys ever break up with ur girl if she didnt wanna give u head?
sstslayer 3
no work + ur pussy can't move like your tongue can