Intimacy: Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up... - FML

By loldick - 15/11/2009 18:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

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Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 03:59 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Spicy

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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Top comments

pleura 0

Monday 16 November 2009 0:01

Shut up, at least you're getting head.

Thatk1ddd 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 23:13

That's just, awkward...

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netbeui435 3

Monday 16 November 2009 15:35

WTF are u complaining about.

Mx_Rider 6

Monday 16 November 2009 15:44

oh noeeeeez my gf loveeeees having my dick in her lil naughty mouth,occasionally she deep throats it to,aand on rare occasions she says yummmy yummmy yummmy while looking up at my face ohh noeeez how will i live,seriously :( op you dumbshit id love a girl to say that too me,who cares shes sucking my dick win

EvilCupcake8361 9

Sunday 20 November 2011 8:05

your comment isn't a win when the person making it says it is. Fail

Miss_Whipped 43

Sunday 19 June 2016 23:00

What a coincidence #144 because yours was definitely a fail once you said "fail." :)

enough4 0

Monday 16 November 2009 16:40

Wow, you got head. What a horrible life you lead.

paladininwaiting 1

Monday 16 November 2009 17:00

no comment.......******....

ladiesman14 0

Monday 16 November 2009 20:16

what a great gal ! does she say that when she swallows too ? if so every guy on here wants to date her.

omghehehe 0

Monday 16 November 2009 21:56

lol. Did she have a crazy look in her eyes too?? hahaha Well, you must've been very yummy and you got head. So, Focus! Stay in the moment! :D

kukopia 0

Monday 16 November 2009 21:58

No vote for you, you braggin bastard.

jchansfan 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 9:47

lol Your comment is the only funny part of this whole FML.. :P

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Monday 16 November 2009 23:07

Is this an FML because you couldn't think of a better way to tell the world of your awesome gf other than post here?

racerapj 10

Tuesday 17 November 2009 4:42

boo hoo if it was a casteration threat, then it's not an fml

lilarielle14 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 6:41

wait wait how is that an FML? at least your getting head.. isn't that what all guys want.. dummy

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