Intimacy: Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up...

By loldick - 15/11/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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Same thing different taste

By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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Romance

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML

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Nice outing

By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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Smooth talker

By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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pleura 0

Monday 16 November 2009 0:01

Shut up, at least you're getting head.

Thatk1ddd 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 23:13

That's just, awkward...

Comments

cmart822331 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 14:16

what a problem to have... ugh!

lemonzone25 17

Tuesday 22 June 2010 20:36

How is this an FML? She thinks your dick is tasty. That's a compliment, OP.

Seniaa 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 21:34

ok that was retarded, but that's not a fml. that's you being a little bitch about it. lol

milo2113 0

Friday 6 August 2010 8:27

how's that an FML?

xlildizzle1516x 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:56

Dude you complain too much I would laughed and put her mouth right back on it's head,lol

kuraisora 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:57

That's one heck of a girl. You gotta laugh sometimes. :)

awesome_RICKY 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 4:58

how is dat an fml!!??

shawnalynnnn 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:31

what the hell lmao

emmykrab2010 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:12

why is that bad??

Prolusive 5

Wednesday 19 January 2011 3:23

I knew they should make tighter security on the mental institutions...

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