Miscellaneous: Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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Friday 6 January 2012 18:57

I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".

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Tell him it wasnt you..

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M3loni 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:35

Hey OP, at least he thought it was funny and didn't get grossed out by it. I say he's a keeper!!!

l0v3p4in 7

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:46

This post had me shaking the bed with laughter.

bubgarcia909 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:17

When a chick can fart in front of me... That relationship might last.

bubgarcia909 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:20

I've been w a chick who woke herself up w a fart. Lol.

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:39

Next time jump out of bed and look around suspiciously and when he looks at you and says, 'what?' Ask him, 'what the hell was that?!'

vonmatterhorn 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:48

Hes a keeper. :P

nvo 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:40

He's laughing = he (still) loves you Embarrassing? Yes. FML? No.

lord_jimmington 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 14:53

Maybe he was fapping.

UnevenElephant 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:44

It's just a fart...

leeo19861229 2

Monday 9 January 2012 1:32

what's the mean of 'let one slip'?

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