*facepalm* Please, tell me you're joking...... Do I need to insert a (sarcasm) next time?

I concur 14

Steps to being romantic and not creepy: 1) Be attractive 2) Don't be unattractive

1, I've realized that to be completely understood by all, you have to lower your IQ by at least 80%, I'm just offering to help. Also, we all know how romantic it is to give CPR, he should have offered that instead! Kiss and jiggle ;)

It would also be a sick world we live in, where someone can get sued or fired for a comment like that. I shouldn't need to explain that what is considered "creepy" is subjective, and that the guy may not have even realised he was saying something which could have been construed as sexual.

Steps to romance (legit ones): 1. Don't be an idiot 2. It's not all about looks 3. Above is dumb. 4. Rock lee isn't cool. 5. You can s..... Nevermind, they'll moderate me.

#11 Sexual Harassment? It's a joke! Like Bobissmall said, the OP wouldn't conisder it creepy if the security guard wasn't old or ugly.

Rock Lee is amazing, obviously. Why do you say these harsh things? And there are several videos on YT poking fun at how easy it is to "Sexually Harass" someone, but how looks can play a large part! There is no point arguing over this however, as we each will have our own opinions, and it seems that mine is the least popular judging by the down votes.

That's when you say KISS MY ARSE and start running

Sorry 49, you're an hour late. Replying to my comment doesn't mean you said it first. But nice try.

Did he follow you home

I bet the security guard was big sean

Ummm.... Ok?

Maybe he is some kind of wizard with special healing kisses, using the janitor job as a disquise hmmmm.....

Fawkk I misread this fml -_-

You shouldve told him "sure if you think back hair is sexy" :)

Somehow, I get the feeling that you went to OW...

I ?bet he was joking...

Exactly, but with a smile, he can't help looking creepy, but I'm sure he'll appreciate being turned down politely for a change.

That security guard might miscontrue that as I want to fuc you very much.

No, that's when you say kiss my.... Wait a minute....

It doesn't help to be mean to protection. He may not try to save you if a disaster happens.