Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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Miss_Michaela
| 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
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pancakerocks
| 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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TheMaster15
| 10
Squeeze the cheeks next time ;)
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kbtoyz69
| 9
in a Beavis voice "Are you threatnin me?"
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McAninch35
| 9
In my voice: Stop.
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kbtoyz69
| 9
In Jesus's voice: "Go thy way"
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Jakesterk96
| 8
It's not really an FML if he laughed.
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Troll_spray
| 6
Op should have given him a dutch oven, see if he was going to laugh at that. Lol
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nicole86
| 8
Sometimes squeezing your butt cheeks together only works so well... At least OP didn't say it smelt horrible too..
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fymother
| 13
1 - that is the EPICest profile pic ever!
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iMagzzzy
| 0
I can't stop laughing at your profile picture.
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KVKdragon
| 26
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Kraft92
| 8
Way to be a prude douche.
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
| 16
Farts are funny, you need to lighten up. :)
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pancakerocks
| 1
not the quiet smelly ones.
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shadexilmaendu
| 4
Anyone who doesn't think farts are funny, watch the episode of Sarah Silverman where her friends leave a "bomb" in a cop car xD
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mancool124
| 4
lol u wrote 24 fmls
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hemz_fml
| 13
Let me guess, if you girlfriend ate the last of the cereal you'd "dump her ass" too huh?
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Justforlolz
| 14
Absolute bullshit #2. You know damn well you giggle like a little girl everytime someone "cuts the cheese". Which quickly turns to retching when you realize just how bad it smells. Lighten up. "Let loose".
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fuzz97
| 23
It's not a death in the family, you ass. It's just a fart. Get over it.
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ThatOneCanadian
| 0
2- were you abused as a child?
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MinaSarinaxx
| 3
I don't know farts can be pretty funny
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Horcruxer
| 0
I assumed it was, "I love you." Not a fart but I guess that's what I assume a girl means when they say that.
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KVKdragon
| 26
Weird. Never really expected so many negative comments or thumbs down. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
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anzie_fml
| 9
56- I have 41... I felt like such a loser that I posted one about it. And now there are 42...
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shadexilmaendu
| 4
Alright, someone wanna explain why my comment was hidden when *all* I did was provide information about a humorous television program? Honestly children.
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countryrose92
| 23
Or maybe if she is going to be comfortable enough to sleep in the same bed as her boyfriend then she should be comfortable enough to accidentally let one rip. it's a fart, so what? I say she has seven points, lets see if he can top it. Lol. Laughing at a fart is fine, especially if its the first one she ever let rip, obviously he isn't upset about it so op shouldn't be upset either. (Oh goodness, I can't show my boyfriend that I am human and I have bodily functions...) Grow up plz?
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pancakerocks
| 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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J3R3MYY
| 14
Always blame the dog... Thats if u have one,
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ICATiger
| 13
If you don't blame the cat!
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flockz
| 19
or blame the stapler in the corner.
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chuymac
| 3
If its just me and another person, I always blame the other person. Works 99% of the time
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itsame0987
| 18
Blame a nearby frog or a duck. That always works
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LaughinStock
| 16
Nah my dad always blamed it on a little rat on a motorcycle ( it sounds better in Spanish).
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fighterofwar
| 5
Blame it on the Mexicans!
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nicole86
| 8
I've totally done that before & had the other person apologizing to me for it! Haha
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psycho9631
| 1
damn Alabama barking spiders
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countryrose92
| 23
We always blame those damn barking spiders that are notorious for living all over houses and never being seen. ;)
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Miss_Michaela
| 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
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bbabygirl7337
| 1
That's what my husband would say!!!! He always wins!!!
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mwrc8man94
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You should have given him a Dutch oven
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j_cat187
| 19
I would laugh too. Silence followed buy an ulber loud fart
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akallaan
| 7
Dutch oven him until he stops laughing!!! MWUHAHAHA. :P
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pancakerocks
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maybe the live together.
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ICATiger
| 13
Maybe you farted laughing gas??
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J3R3MYY
| 14
I thought women didnt fart?!?!
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SamLiveFree_77
| 9
Haa You're joking right?
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J3R3MYY
| 14
Was I? O.o
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flockz
| 19
were you?
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lolandstuff
| 8
We fart rainbows & poop butterflies.
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afunnyterdcody
| 5
That's what I always thought y'all did
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J3R3MYY
| 14
Thats what I thought 59.
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OhLohd111
| 11
59- if that were true, I think the world would end with butterfly overpopulation and an explosion of the sun from too many colors.
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franciscovegas
| 3
how do you know if it's a woman?
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insanelyXnikki
| 18
Because it says it next to OP's username.