vonmatterhorn

Mr smithville, canada 34 years-old Single

Username 20 July 2011, 23:07 United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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MLGreco 14 October 2011, 16:11 United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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