By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML
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HeyyShayy 15
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You should've said something! Isn't there a law against public indecency?

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anonymuse_fml 31
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How does someone not notice that? Wouldn't it be cold?

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anonymuse_fml 31
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How does someone not notice that? Wouldn't it be cold?

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MDoremis 38
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I would imagine it was done purposefully.

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sanchogrim 18
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I would've definitely told him to get the fuck out or I'm calling the cops.

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FryingPanHero 11

They must live in Florida (if they're in the states).

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TH_Insomniak 15
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it says New York, united states.

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thatguy240 27

The cold never bothered him anyway

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kainpwnsu 19
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Pretty hard to "accidentally" hang your junk out.

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oj101 33

Perhaps he was trying to air it out.

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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You should have said "awwww does the little guy want a treat" while holding out a dog biscuit.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I would've told him, "Keep the change ya filthy animal..."

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I can't stand leg puns! 22
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Isn't that, like, indecent exposure or something?

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naaddzz 14
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So much for keeping it in your pants

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HeyyShayy 15
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You should've said something! Isn't there a law against public indecency?

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guii_fml 24
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Indecent exposure

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militarybrat 21
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If it was on purpose yes, accidental no.

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countryb_cth 38

Pretty sure if you accidentally leave your dick hanging out all day they can still arrest you for indecent exposure. Really don't think the police would care if it was on purpose or accidental.

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LPac5295 27
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You should have told him or called the police. What if there were kids around? There's no way he didn't notice that.

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mattrd_fml 31
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I would have called the police. he could be charged with indecent exposure.

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hkhan24 23
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What a dick move..

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NeatNit 32
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Sorry everyone, I had to vote this up

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freddygasman 18
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and NearNit everyone had to vote you down

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SlashX19 16
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I see what you did there ?

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MonstreBelle 28

I hope you reported it to the police, especially since you have evidence of it on security footage. Indecent exposure is a crime. There is no way having his dick completely hanging out through his zipper was an accident. I really hope there weren't any kids around.

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Elban 20
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Sex offender in a lot of cases. Doing it so far from a school, playground and some others I think.

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SorrowsReward 27
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Maybe someone told him to rock out...

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