Miscellaneous: Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By New computer - 08/08/2009 05:27 - France

Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML

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Long road ahead

By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By one sorry mom - 05/09/2017 04:31

Today, at the mall, my 4-year-old son threw up on a man's shoes. When he approached me, I immediately machine-gun mouthed him in public. The man apparently is a doctor and concernedly said that my son may have a rare gastric disease based on the puke. I got him checked, and he's right. FML

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PTSD

By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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YumeWolf 23

Monday 23 November 2015 15:43

Wow, that was uncalled for. You did the right thing in this situation, OP!

XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29

Monday 23 November 2015 15:44

Some people are such assholes. Sorry OP.

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YumeWolf 23

Monday 23 November 2015 15:43

Wow, that was uncalled for. You did the right thing in this situation, OP!

XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29

Monday 23 November 2015 15:44

Some people are such assholes. Sorry OP.

LexiD19 26

Monday 23 November 2015 15:44

What a dick. How has one person already voted YDI?

FryingPanHero 11

Monday 23 November 2015 16:33

More importantly, why are people downvoting you?

NomeDMF 17

Monday 23 November 2015 16:47

Internet assholes.

RogueThirteen 20

Monday 23 November 2015 15:46

that guy is a douche

peanutfoo 19

Monday 23 November 2015 15:47

I didn't mean to push YDI! That definitely sucks. That guy was a douche!

writergirl1029 17

Monday 23 November 2015 15:47

That's assault, OP.

brycemash 9

Monday 23 November 2015 15:49

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Monday 23 November 2015 15:50

If it was me I'd throw up on him to get him back. Then slap him for the hell of it.

ButterSweet 15

Monday 23 November 2015 15:53

WTF some people are just crab asses!!

Mpii 11

Monday 23 November 2015 15:53

Looks like he deserved to get barfed on. Fyl op for getting slapped!

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