By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 August 2009 19:28 / United States
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By  skiezee  |  0

First! and way to represent Conn...ha

By  aria02  |  0

lol dats just funny not an fml

  DeadMansCrack  |  4

You don't always immediately notice..if I'm wearing boxers or something and I have a "wardrobe malfunction" I don't usually notice the exact second it happens. I mean if this guy's junk had been hanging out for an hour I don't get how you wouldn't notice, but I don't think that's the case.

By  Nolanor  |  0


  plexico  |  3

screwtaylor, the plural of penis is penes or penises. You are using the possessive. Penis' means belonging to the penis. If your exposure to penes are solely on the internet, you may be disappointed by real, live ones -- unless you've been trolling at teenypeeny.com, then you'll be overwhelmed!

  screwtaylor  |  0

Yup, you know I love them big bellies all up in my face. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_anQ81dzOVXk/RqSa_Qj1H6I/AAAAAAAAAH8/RyE1s5IBqro/s400/beer+belly.jpg I think I found you.

  ms_nobody  |  0

Sometimes this happens to my guy friend. When we wake up in the morning, I have to tell him to put it back in his pants or boxers. The little button sometimes slips out of place. Also I have had my boob come out of my swimsuit before at a swimpark, and I did not notice right away.


Today, I was at the airport and I offered to help an elderly man carry his golf clubs. Apparently, I sounded sarcastic and condescending, because he started screaming at me about etiquette and manners in front of the entire airport. FML

By JDBigDawg / Monday 2 July 2012 07:23 / United States - Orange

Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 6 April 2009 19:08 / United States
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