By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 103
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To the window! To the wall! To the sweat drops down your balls!

I hope you weren't freeballing.


I hope you weren't freeballing.

klovemachine 24

I hope he was, just so that cunt of a boss will think twice about yelling at OP.

OP, maybe you should have just explained to your boss what happened.

Well I hope he was just 'cause its so damn comfortable.

To the window! To the wall! To the sweat drops down your balls!

*Till. Till the sweat drops down your balls. Man, am I on a terrible streak today *facepalm*

It's ok. Everyone has their off days.

Make all them b!tches crall. *facepalm redeemed*

It's still a facepalm, because cursing is allowed.. .-.

"Balls to the wall. You'll get your balls to the wall!" You know the accept song.

I thumbed you up, 43, because I know that song. Then regretted it when I remembered that song was terrible.

BryanThaMan 14

You went balls to the wall. Did the best you could

laya_fml 26

The first thing I thought of when I read this was the episode of Spongebob where he ripped his pants, and burst out into song.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

"I thought that I had everybody on my side.. But I went and blew it all sky high. And now she won't even spare a passing glance, all just because I....ripped my pants."

laughtersplay 14

My friend had a similar situation, and wrapped his scarf around his waist. His excuse was his balls were freezing.

That's an awesome excuse xD

did they enjoy the view?

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget so listen and you won't regret be true to yourself don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS

I hope youBat winged it so at least you get to kick your boss in the ass.

I prefer The Goat.

You didn't tell your boss of your situation why?

perdix 29

Didn't you have the balls to stand up to your boss? I mean, they were dangling out there already. Use 'em!

So... helicopter the boss?

No he should smile at them instead. helicoptering near zipper=bad idea!!!!

Or "the goat"

a simple braining would've done the trick.