By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 137
You deserved it 2 482

Same thing different taste

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To the window! To the wall! To the sweat drops down your balls!


klovemachine 24

I hope he was, just so that **** of a boss will think twice about yelling at OP.

OP, maybe you should have just explained to your boss what happened.

Well I hope he was just 'cause its so damn comfortable.

To the window! To the wall! To the sweat drops down your balls!

*Till. Till the sweat drops down your balls. Man, am I on a terrible streak today *facepalm*

Make all them b!tches crall. *facepalm redeemed*

It's still a facepalm, because cursing is allowed.. .-.

"Balls to the wall. You'll get your balls to the wall!" You know the accept song.

I thumbed you up, 43, because I know that song. Then regretted it when I remembered that song was terrible.

BryanThaMan 14

You went balls to the wall. Did the best you could

laya_fml 26

The first thing I thought of when I read this was the episode of Spongebob where he ripped his pants, and burst out into song.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

"I thought that I had everybody on my side.. But I went and blew it all sky high. And now she won't even spare a passing glance, all just because I....ripped my pants."

laughtersplay 14

My friend had a similar situation, and wrapped his scarf around his waist. His excuse was his balls were freezing.

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget so listen and you won't regret be true to yourself don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS

I hope youBat winged it so at least you get to kick your boss in the ass.

You didn't tell your boss of your situation why?

perdix 29

Didn't you have the balls to stand up to your boss? I mean, they were dangling out there already. Use 'em!

No he should smile at them instead. helicoptering near zipper=bad idea!!!!

a simple braining would've done the trick.