Work: Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my...

By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

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By thickly - 19/09/2016 17:31 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself, since they usually last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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TheChiver 7

Friday 1 February 2013 3:14

To the window! To the wall! To the sweat drops down your balls!

GothickNihilist 15

Friday 1 February 2013 3:14

I hope you weren't freeballing.

Comments

GothickNihilist 15

Friday 1 February 2013 3:14

I hope you weren't freeballing.

klovemachine 24

Friday 1 February 2013 4:13

I hope he was, just so that **** of a boss will think twice about yelling at OP.

Eluveitie 9

Friday 1 February 2013 4:37

OP, maybe you should have just explained to your boss what happened.

FastidiousPear 6

Friday 1 February 2013 10:52

Well I hope he was just 'cause its so damn comfortable.

TheChiver 7

Friday 1 February 2013 3:14

To the window! To the wall! To the sweat drops down your balls!

TheChiver 7

Friday 1 February 2013 3:26

*Till. Till the sweat drops down your balls. Man, am I on a terrible streak today *facepalm*

GothickNihilist 15

Friday 1 February 2013 3:31

It's ok. Everyone has their off days.

jarrettd 27

Friday 1 February 2013 3:51

Make all them b!tches crall. *facepalm redeemed*

lilhellian 26

Friday 1 February 2013 4:00

It's still a facepalm, because cursing is allowed.. .-.

skittlestrailmix 14

Friday 1 February 2013 6:15

"Balls to the wall. You'll get your balls to the wall!" You know the accept song.

FastidiousPear 6

Friday 1 February 2013 10:54

I thumbed you up, 43, because I know that song. Then regretted it when I remembered that song was terrible.

BryanThaMan 14

Friday 1 February 2013 3:15

You went balls to the wall. Did the best you could

laya_fml 26

Friday 1 February 2013 3:19

The first thing I thought of when I read this was the episode of Spongebob where he ripped his pants, and burst out into song.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Friday 1 February 2013 4:27

"I thought that I had everybody on my side.. But I went and blew it all sky high. And now she won't even spare a passing glance, all just because I....ripped my pants."

laughtersplay 14

Friday 1 February 2013 3:19

My friend had a similar situation, and wrapped his scarf around his waist. His excuse was his balls were freezing.

Durdanya 13

Friday 1 February 2013 7:04

That's an awesome excuse xD

futtock 7

Friday 1 February 2013 3:19

did they enjoy the view?

kamikrazy 6

Friday 1 February 2013 3:21

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget so listen and you won't regret be true to yourself don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS