Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Top comments
Lisimal 7
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.
ladycoyote 0
You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.
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Comments (228)
ckpy8 4
YDI for listening to Miley Cyrus. Get a life.
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
YDI for liking Miley Cyrus
Hitsuki_fml 0
Oh you have got to be freakin kidding me...Miley Cyrus....She sucks major balls. Nice next time pause it go to the bathroom pull them down and itch that spot....God this sickens me a bit!
stainbroo 0
convenient.. unless you're an eight year old girl..who watches anything that has to do with Miley Cyrus.?
mcowl 0
wat's the new music video?
BigPaperClip 0
I don't blame your boyfriend for having that idea.
EveryDayJackAss 0
LOL if i was your BF i would be like WHAT!?! THE!?!? ****!!?! and though im a guy i would NEVER!!!! EVER!!!! IN MY LIFE!!!! jack off to miley......cuz if i did i would definitely be a ****....shes just soo fkin horrible....
giganticbrain 0
How exactly would you be homosexual? I do believe that she is female, and if you say that you are male, there would be nothing homosexual about it. You know, there's this little thing I like to do before I speak. It's called thinking. I suggest you try it occasionally.
cookydough28 0
YDI for liking slutty cyrus...*shudders* O_O
brokencrayons622 0
100 bucks says she'll just end up being a **** star.
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
ooo...awkward...