Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Top comments
Lisimal 7
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.
ladycoyote 0
You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.
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Comments (228)
sarah2144 14
YDI for watching a music video by Miley Cyrus/Hannah Slutana.
xoxoprivatexoxo 0
YDI for all the reasons everyone else has already stated...
Pedestrian 0
Hannah Monscandal :D
iamelrebel 0
I agree with number1. Cyrus is horrible.
simpsonman3000 0
well because if you were a girl then you shouldn't even be out of the kitchen and on FML
myname150 0
Ydi for even having watched the video in the first place. Miley is succhh a whoreee
Forever2204 0
miley cyrus sucks!!!!
sodahhhr 0
in about three years..... wait nevermind.
rubenrox 1
You people calling her beaver face are just jelous cuz a 15-16 year old is sexier than you and can probably get laid faster than you as well =D Sorry, truth hurts. And before you start saying that I'm disgusting for saying that about a "little girl", I'm 15 as well. So for those of you insulting her, FYL.
RJB 0
The whole reason why she would get laid is because she could probaly pay off Robert Patitison for sex. (by that I mean She has tons of money I was saying it as a figure of speech to describe the amount of money she has)Shes EXTREMELY rich. I wouldnt do Miley Cyrus AT all but Im sure theres tons of guys who will swallow their(right?) dignity to get in her pants and get awesome presents lol.* *Written by a 14 y/o guy who DOES NOT LIKE Miley Cyrus Remember if she wasnt famous no one would care about her.
rebel_yell_tiny 0
#130, you don't sound 15 at all. more like an 8 year old girl proclaiming to be Miley's #1 fan, yayyy! =|
musicninja 0
You deserve it for thinking a Disney star has any kind of talent, especially Miley Cyrus.