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By wastedlove - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:14 / United States
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Correction we are animals : Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Subphylum: Vertebrata Class: Mammalia Subclass: Theria Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Primates Suborder: Anthropoidea Superfamily: Hominoidea Family: Hominidae Genus: Homo Species: sapiens

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Well, maybe not. See, if her mother watched for that long, this may lead to some freaky shit in the future...

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Are you stupid #58? How does a flirtatious sexual act make you a slut right after you had sex? It's not like she had a whole frat house run a train on her or something.

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Yeah, her mom could have given him one for the road also. Lots of dudes wear loose-fitting pants; I'm sure she'd have fit in.

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I agree. yet its perfectly okay for a guy to sleep with 4 girls a night and get no flak for it? guys are just as skanky, if not skankier, than girls.

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Wow to all those people calling this girl a slut, define slut. She had sex with one guy in this fml and you all claim she's a slut. If she fcked like 3 guys in one night I woul agree but having sex doesn't make you a slut or you might as well be calling 80% of your mothers sluts. the other 20% is for the liars who want to claim their parents were virgins until they got married.

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to all of you trolling on the troll, he's saying she's a slut for going back for a second helping, not cause she had sex with him. not saying I agree, just pointing out that you guys are trolling just as much ;)

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#4 is right... if you are going to have sex, you need to go to a place where no one is at.... a hotel, his place, if you have your own place, not in your moms house. YDI

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yes, i agreee... that is completely possible, and not at all unexpected.... its very plausible for a parent to do that... either way, getting caught sucks. FYL

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Correction we are animals : Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Subphylum: Vertebrata Class: Mammalia Subclass: Theria Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Primates Suborder: Anthropoidea Superfamily: Hominoidea Family: Hominidae Genus: Homo Species: sapiens

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Wow #63, you must be a really saintly person. Do you not remember what it's like to not have a place of your own? Living at your parent's house (in highschool, during the early part of university, etc.) is necessary, and to suggest that people not engage in sex at their house during those years is absurd. A hotel on a student's salary? Yeah right. In your car? That sounds like another FML in the works. Save your self-righteousness for bossing around your own kids in your own home. OP, I remem

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Right. Because teenagers can afford hotels. I don't see what's so wrong with someone having sex in the house they live in that they happen to share with parents.

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63-because doing it in a car sounds much better. and what if its a first time, you wouldn't wanna have sex in a car your first time.

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Nobody cares, you pretentious prick. And to the OP: don't have sex (or "one last thrill") when you know you're not alone; that's asking for trouble.

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Nah, 63 isn't saintly (judging people isn't saintly lol). He's just not getting laid and is mad about it.

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#112 You say no parents would agree? Then tell me why my mom bought me condoms (I had already bought my own, but she wanted to be sure) when I had my first girlfriend (which is still my girlfriend btw :)). I've never hidden it, just tried to be respectful by not making noise in order not to annoy her, especially when she must work the day after. Anyway, my mom knows we have sex, and she is alright and even happy with it. Same goes for my father. My girlfriend is sleeping with me tomorrow a

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yall are stupid. comment on the fucking post not some other bitches comment.... i guess i just contradicted myself in posting this..... fuck all

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Kids have been fucking in their parents house since humans have lived in caves and yet ever single time a similar FML is posted, some dipshit has the same stupid comment - "Don't fuck in your parents house." Just shut the fuck up people. Only sleazy prostitutes or middle aged couples trying to relive their glory days go to hotels to have sex - not 17 year olds with no money. Also, to anyone whose going to reply "Well then don't have sex," get out of the South because it's rot

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I find it annoying how I'm getting attacked for having a opinion that differs from most of you. I'm not a guy first of all. Second of all it doesn't matter if I am or am not having sex. I'm not being pretentious, I'm just saying that she shouldn't have done it with her mom around or in her mom's house!! Calm the fuck down people. I didn't call her a slut, I didn't do any of that, just show some respect to your parent.

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Well obviously you're being attacked because your opinion is fucken idiotic. There is nothing wrong with having sex at a home even if their parents still live there. It's a goddamn fucken recession and you're suggesting to rent a hotel? Good luck with that, most can only afford sex for a week before they go broke. Goddamn you're stupid.

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um, 112... you waited 6 YEARS before having sex with a guy that you've been dating since you were 14? I'm sorry but no normal hormone crazy teenage guy would ACTUALLY happily wait six years for one girl... I'm sorry, but either he was cheating on you, or he's just as overly pretentious as you... in which case then you two are perfect for each other... There's nothing wrong with sex, everyone is all freaked out that it is such a 'no-no' topic, and that abstinence is the only good thing, b

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hotels are for newbs... if i would have paid for a hotel room every time i had sex in highschool i would have had to sell my car and get another job.

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even though I don't agree with #112, I know a bunch of guys who think abstinence is important. I know they're in the minority, but it isn't unheard of.

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Okay people, it's not that hard to get out of the house even if you're a teenager. Out of all of the times I had sex with one of my exes, none of them happened in the house. It's called going for a "picnic" in the woods.

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well maybe shes under age or just turned 18 which means she would still be living w. her parents and would consider it her home also and i doubt she knew her mom was home or i would assume she would have been a hell of alot careful to not get caught...

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So are like me and my girl the only ones who do it for the thrill of being caught? Also, when you say your mom watched the whole thing......

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He wasn't cheating on me and we both decided to wait until we were ready!! 14 year olds are not ready for that kind of thing. It's not pretentious or wrong to wait until you are prepared, you are being very judgmental in saying that he was cheating on me or that it's dumb to wait. Again, I am not telling her she's a slut or anything, I just think it is easy to get out of the house and go somewhere, even without money because believe me I don't have any. You all need to chill the fuck out

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i'm not saying you should have had sex when you guys were 14, I'm sure EVERYONE agrees that that's way too young... but you were with this guy for SIX years... are you telling me that not ONCE you wanted to be 'close' to him during those years that you waited? i mean obviously wait until you're ready (like maybe 17 or 18) but if you both want to have relations, then you shouldn't have to FIGHT it... you both obviously loved each other to be able to wait that long... so six years seems a little r

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Um. What? Get out of the South? You act like none of us down here have premarital sex. I believe the teenage pregnancy rate speaks for itself, since our school board has pretty much stomped all over the idea of sex education.

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#171 you are incredibly wrong. I happen to be a teenage boy and I would happily wait six years to have sex with one girl. not all guys care about sex that much.

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geez why does everyone care so much about writing your and you're correctly on a such a meaningless site. it doesn't make anyone a "dumbass"

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Because it's really annoying when people don't know the difference between your (which shows posession) and you're which is an abreviation for you are. You wouldn't say 'I am going to ride you are bike', and you shouldn't 'say your a moron' either.

People used to knock before they walked into rooms... He should have eyed up mom and seen if she wanted to try.

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Maybe since the boyfriend was leaving the door was already open, or they were in a more public part of the house. It doesn't say that the mother barged into the OP's bedroom. Besides, if the OP is a teen then most likely it is her mother's house that the OP has a bedroom in. Although, I'm not saying 'don't have sex if it's not your house'....just be more discreet about it, use good judgement, or don't do it when others are home.

... Why are you doing it at your mom's house? If you're a teenager, be like the rest and find a secluded place. Or rather: don't do it at all. Although I do agree with #7, she should've knocked.

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Don't do it at all? I love how people always say that shit when a teenager posts something like this. Just try and remember back when you were a teenager, you immature fuck. Not everyone is like you and couldn't get any in high school, so stop acting so high and mighty.

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Uh ... I can remember when I was a teenager, and I know my girlfriend and I did everything short of putting a collar with a bell around our parents' necks to make sure we knew when they were around. Hell, my girlfriend *did* talk her mom into getting a decorative wreath with a bell on it for the front door, and I managed to convince my folks that I wanted to impress my girlfriend by cooking, so they should call when they were on their way home so I could get everything prepped for everyone. Th

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Hmm, maybe the kids in HS having sex are morons, they tend to get knocked up and regret their rash decisions. It's a really ridiculous argument to attack that person and say that they 'couldn't get any', maybe they waited until they were mature enough and adult enough to make that decision and waited until they were in love? Stop trying to rationalize stupid behavior to make yourself feel better.

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the only ones getting knocked up are the ones to stupid to wear a rubber. the mom should have knocked. its not that big of a deal for teenagers to have sex. our parents were teenagers at one time. its hard (and disturbing) to imagine, but they probably were having sex too. would have been worse for the guy though in my opinion in that situation. would have been even worse for him if it was her dad.

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They only get knocked up if they have uber conservative parents who dont teach them about anything and when self righteous people like you say they have to be in love.... and by the way its better to do stuff at home because then if shit happens, you can get help. Also, its better to be informed than not be taught anything. I highly doubt you waited as long as you did with the same boyfriend, and p.s. this isnt the 1800s, get with the program. OH and as a teenager where the fuck else would you g

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