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By callie / Saturday 18 June 2011 06:08 / United States
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@38: You can have a future career as a pokemon professor. You'll probably also forget your grandson's name. Hint: HIs name is Dicks.

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I kept reading "so I had my mom stick her hand down my pants" but after like the 6th time I read it right >.

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tell her you have crabs and it's far to itchy to masturbate, perhaps that's more believable then mosquito bitten thighs.....

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Screw the toothbrush, bring a camera! Perfect blackmail and then she never has to speak about this to long distance family!

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Maybe her mom just glanced at her and thought that.... Or she has her vagina on her outer thigh...

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