Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
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BShady96
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well it does count as selfpleasuring...
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missfml1105
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ok but if it was your outer thigh she should have realized that your handwasnt in your crotch...
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BShady96
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well it does count as selfpleasuring...
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Jacobt24
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At least she wasnt holding an electric toothbrush
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6joe9
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mmm dont lie OP !!!
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systemofadown11
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Lmao!
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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yes yes it does
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muhaidib
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is the OP a boy or a girl?
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rawrlily
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38- girl
Well, that situation bites. I can't think of anything that would suck more.
Well, that situation bites. I can't think of anything that would suck more.
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humorizer
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@38:
You can have a future career as a pokemon professor. You'll probably also forget your grandson's name.
Hint: HIs name is Dicks.
You can have a future career as a pokemon professor. You'll probably also forget your grandson's name.
Hint: HIs name is Dicks.
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hahafylop
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39 I do not appreciate your double pun.
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austinkiser
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op thats where u show ur bites to her unless u have nothing to show
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blackberry90210
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she probably found it awkward talking to you with an erection.
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kellanlvr
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I kept reading "so I had my mom stick her hand down my pants" but after like the 6th time I read it right >.
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Jacobt24
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63 - OP is a girl. The username says "callie."
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BagleHead
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69- wow, your stupid.
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BB_ava
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74, wow, *you're stupid too.
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EvilPotato
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38 oh ya double pun, get down people, get down!!
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aavatar10
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Should have told her you were masterbating, thus enabling an awkward, yet, sarcastic moment.
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InvaderAmi
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ROFL. That woulda been so awkward... xD
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BagleHead
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79, *Wow, we're all stupit'!
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savy7093
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48 - win.
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YurTriniFantasy
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ummm take off the pants and switch to shorts? sorry OP i know how you feel *scratches leg*
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ImaWiseGuy
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tell her you have crabs and it's far to itchy to masturbate, perhaps that's more believable then mosquito bitten thighs.....
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Laughing_Cow
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wear short shorts
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wikkedphuka
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yes crabs excuse always works! *looks around* not that iv used it.... juz sayin??? lol
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EvilPotato
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you may as well take your shirt off too then.
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CrazyEminemFan
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i honestly love your picture
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CaramelRainbows
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You should walk in on your mom masturbating and insist that she was using your toothbrush.
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Iamnotmyself
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Screw the toothbrush, bring a camera! Perfect blackmail and then she never has to speak about this to long distance family!
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missfml1105
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ok but if it was your outer thigh she should have realized that your handwasnt in your crotch...
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sovietkiwi
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ikr
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IscoreOnU
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I believe it would be extremely hard to do in jeans. She's dumb.
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betty66
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ha ha yeah, since when is your vagina on your outer thigh?
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mcxhunni
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thats what im thinking!
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KRS_13
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Maybe her mom just glanced at her and thought that.... Or she has her vagina on her outer thigh...
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smellymellyy
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Hahaha! That is hilarious :'D
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llCHR15ll
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your face is hilarious!!!!!
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jackiemoonthepro
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tell her you were rubbing your bites from last night
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Naaboo
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Dirty Boy (; lol.
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huntermc7
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It's a girl...
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Naaboo
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Whatever..
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somewizdom
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The moans of pleasure you were making made it hard to believe you.
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OhzTP
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it's also awkward when you have the bottle of lotion beside you
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techweed
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Tell her: if I want to masturbate I will wether you like it or not, bitch