At least she wasnt holding an electric toothbrush

mmm dont lie OP !!!

Lmao!

yes yes it does

is the OP a boy or a girl?

38- girl Well, that situation bites. I can't think of anything that would suck more.

@38: You can have a future career as a pokemon professor. You'll probably also forget your grandson's name. Hint: HIs name is Dicks.

39 I do not appreciate your double pun.

op thats where u show ur bites to her unless u have nothing to show

she probably found it awkward talking to you with an erection.

I kept reading "so I had my mom stick her hand down my pants" but after like the 6th time I read it right >.

63 - OP is a girl. The username says "callie."

69- wow, your stupid.

74, wow, *you're stupid too.

38 oh ya double pun, get down people, get down!!

Should have told her you were masterbating, thus enabling an awkward, yet, sarcastic moment.

ROFL. That woulda been so awkward... xD

79, *Wow, we're all stupit'!

48 - win.

tell her you have crabs and it's far to itchy to masturbate, perhaps that's more believable then mosquito bitten thighs.....

wear short shorts

yes crabs excuse always works! *looks around* not that iv used it.... juz sayin??? lol

i honestly love your picture

Screw the toothbrush, bring a camera! Perfect blackmail and then she never has to speak about this to long distance family!

ikr

I believe it would be extremely hard to do in jeans. She's dumb.

ha ha yeah, since when is your vagina on your outer thigh?

thats what im thinking!

Maybe her mom just glanced at her and thought that.... Or she has her vagina on her outer thigh...

your face is hilarious!!!!!

It's a girl...

Whatever..

it's also awkward when you have the bottle of lotion beside you