Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Lisimal 7
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.
ladycoyote 0
You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.
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Comments (228)
moonlit_manga 0
hahaha! omg dude...pause the video, go to the bathroom for your busness, then resume the video. better luck next time eh? heh heh heh....this made me laugh, sorry.
dumshitz 0
lies. I bet you were getting off on her
Decoyx7 0
YDI for watching Hanna Montana
shitzngiggles93 0
watching miley cyrus is like watching that video from the ring. if you watch her, something bads gonna happen to you.
master565 0
2 things 1 YDI for watching miely Cyrus 2 what does this have to do with intamecy
Intoxicunt 6
Well, you fail at spelling ("Cyrus'"? Seriously? The video belongs to more than one Miley Cyru?). However, that was still a great FML. I can just imagine trying to explain how you were "scratching yourself". Haha.
null_fml 11
The hell are you talking about? Omitting the final possessive "s" after the apostrophe is a standard coming from pronunciation, not directly from pluralization. It's more than reasonable to spell it as the OP did.
22jrdn55 15
rofl... i actually emagined my gf doing that 1) YDI for scratching in living room. 2) YDI for listenin to Miley Cyrus. 3) YDI for not making up a lie for example just tell him u were gettin ready to hav sex with him, n that u changed the channel while sitting on the remote!!
iamatacomuff 0
ydi for listening to bad music
ktg_6172 0
Y ******* D I
d_a_i_s_e_e 0
why were you watching that ******* video in the first place? im surprised your bf didnt break up with you for bad music taste