Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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ebonyirony 29
High five
WTSchool 0
Like mother, like daughter!
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Comments (187)
russianraccoon 0
.... ..surprise!
TarieBoo 2
people use to sneak out the window.....
natureboyn 6
Like mother like daughter.
stevenmx86 8
**** mother like **** daughter ...
Mikeskinner 7
Haha!! I'm pretty sure my mother would be bowing down before me.
LadyGore 12
At least she can't get mad at you without being a hypocrite XD
Llamacod 11
No, not true, it is the mom's house so she could get mad. You see it works like this, the mom has the house so she makes the rules. It isn't hypocrisy for the mom not to allow the daughter to have men and then have men.
LadyGore 12
I didn't she say she can't get mad, I said she can't get mad without looking like a hypocrite.
Trisha_aus 15
Oh that poor father/husband
Llamacod 11
Who says there is a husband? I see nothing to imply the mom is married.
doctorhook86 25
142: But she's a-tryin'...
Nbrandwine 7
How is this even close to a YDI except a awkwardly funy meet up?
vbmg152 19
Wow! I would not be posting that any where! Both of you are sleeping around, I'd keep that info to myself! YDI
hqbrat 8
If we had to keep things like that to our selves then there wouldn't be a point for fml
GothicAngel17 24
Just because they both were with one guy doesn't mean they're sleeping around. The mother and daughter could have been trying to hide their boyfriends from each other. What you're saying doesn't make sense unless you have more information on the situation.
docscientist 10
How is 86 downvoted? She's right.
6strings 0
That awkward moment when............