Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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ebonyirony 29
High five
WTSchool 0
Like mother, like daughter!
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Comments (187)
gabybilyk 5
Good so you won't get in trouble ;)
OhDearBetrayal 25
87- I'm sorry, would you like them back??
Cheesecakee 11
tag team(:
cylus13 9
Like mother like daughter.
dselvagn 3
"Let's just call it even."
SoultheWolf 19
Does it no enter anyones mind that it's possible her mother is divorced or single and that she isn't cheating on her husband? YDI for sneaking a boy in your room, you sound like you are 14 years old and are too young to have sex.
NoxiousNorwegian 5
Like mother, like daughter
MDTeddy 13
I guess your family is full of *****. Yeah that was mean. I just do not like seeing people have sex with everyone they meet. Find someone and stick with them. Also, op didn't specify if that boy was her bf or not and her mom must be single or cheating. Cheating is bad mmkay?
paperroll880 16
Wow
rcgirl2 11
Monkey see, Monkey do