Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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ebonyirony 29
High five
WTSchool 0
Like mother, like daughter!
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Comments (187)
shockhead101 6
She got it from her mama
dougierocks 13
No, I got it from her momma...
monique8axel 6
Irony~
Streetracer15 9
I bet you both have come up with a agreement huh?
kyarush 10
Its the "I won't tell if you won't" situation.
athos1237 4
Apple didn't fall far from the **** tree.
heyheysmile 0
I guess now ur even
lefty619 6
Sluttiness must runs in the family
PrimalHunk 5
I can only imagine what the guys thought about it...But yea said already "doesn't matter had sex" or "doesn't matter going to have sex".
KeyboardWarrior 10
It doesn't actually say she's cheating on the dad. If she's sneaking a man into her ROOM, they are most likely separated. However, It would be better if she remarried. It is rather immoral, especially considering the daughter is under the same roof.
23chicagobulls01 0
Mom: What are you doing? Daughter: What are YOU doing?! Mom: I won't tell your dad if you won't. Daughter: Deal!