Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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ebonyirony 29
High five
WTSchool 0
Like mother, like daughter!
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Comments (187)
PinkiieL 0
At least you know where u get it from
hilary56 0
Wow that's funny!! :)
Princess_421 0
Guess your even. haha.
ccassell 0
*poker face*
aileen15 15
damn that must've been awkward but hey now she can't yell at u cus she did the same exact thing...hope ur mom was single or wow I feel bad for her husband or boyfriend or fiancé...
luckylove869 7
-Like mother like daughter !!!
jaredofmo 22
Context: is your mother divorced/single/widowed? If so, let her get some more love in her life and explain that you're looking for that too. If she's married to your still-living father, then explain you want love in your life, and tell your dad.
eman1972 4
Like mom like daughter. LOL
Shadow_Blues 10
And yet all I'm thinking is how awkward it would've been if the guy your mom was sneaking in was the father of the guy you tried sneaking out. That'd be one of the weirdest situations ever, don't you think? xD
momo1972 3
Was it the same guy?