By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

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Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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rattusrattus 18
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It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.

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Ninjafriends 1

You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.

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rattusrattus 18
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It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.

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ijustcamementedo 0

I do that in real life. it is hard to find twin sheep though.

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DarkHelmet 10

Twins Bassel....Twins!!

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rattusrattus 18
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2 - Is your surname Melchett, by any chance?

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goldhighways 0

hahaha love your picture 31.

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Riku714 25
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In your dreams!

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MdMan2 23

Challenge accepted.

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machiko_fml 0
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You suck then, OP.

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iloveloosy12 0
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yeah three letters OP YDI

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FrenchToast94 0
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what does YDI mean.

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cradle6 13

Yokels did ibuprofen

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OhShuttup 0

yummy dead insects

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islandz 0
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you dumb idiot

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Lucidium 0
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You Deserve It.

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Doortje 29
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That's a hint, buddy. Start working on your performance.

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iSitt 0

softly whisper your name I'm her ear over and over and hope it isn't a nightmare

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satomi_ishida 0
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No no, OP should just give her surprise sex. Just mount her, give it to her good and say "Oh yeah moan for me!"

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scotty24 0
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rape is just surprise sex

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twat_luva 0
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its not rape if you say surprise everyone knows that

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TalkSick 2
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It probably wasnt you in the dream.

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Drummer_duck 0

it was me :p

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iamchuck 0

Somehow, I doubt that ^^

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Phustercluck 11
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it was Brian Peppers!!!

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xnox 6
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34 - you are hot, but not gay =`(

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Phustercluck 11
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Ty, and sorry broseph :

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IGuessIDeservedI 0

It was me! xD

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xavier1623 4

Hey heres an awesome idea. Shes wet, you need sex. 2+2=4.

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tallerguy87 0
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well she was probably dreaming about someone else then

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Don't worry, she was probably just pleasing herself because you aren't man enough to!

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perdix 29

Obviously, she was dreaming about having sex with a real man with an ordinary-sized dick, a few sex skills and the ability to last for more than 30 seconds. Watch some porn and consider that as training.

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Lia_Mackenzie 4
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Perdix, porn is awful training for sex. Most girls don't want to be treated like blow-up dolls or have to get awkward liquids out of their hair, or wherever those "money shots" are aimed. :P

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fthku 13

YDI for not pleasing your girl enough. So not everyone's a natural sex god. Once in you're in a relationship, however, you don't need to be. All you need is some time to realise what she likes, how she likes it and when. Sharing and talking about it is probably a good idea. Or she could just be a moany girl. My girlfriend moans at everything (A sexy sexual moan), regardless of sexual pleasure. I actually ask her to shut up sometimes!

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pavloviandoggy 4
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This! I moan in my sleep, when I stretch, etc. It sounds like I'm having an orgasm. But whenever I mess around, I don't moan, I giggle, I say stuff. Honestly, if she's making porn moans during sex, she's faking.

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rusrsbrah 0

that's actually false. my chick moans and gasps when she's feeling good. it's different for everyone. like me, I don't moan or make faces, or grunt. I breath a little heavier. that's about it. I kinda trained myself to be quiet when I get off so my sister doesn't hear. haha.

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decidedlyvague 11

When I first read that, I thought you said I trained myself to be a little quieter when I get off my sister o.o

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voodoopandaa 0
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Maybe she's embarrassed to moan in front of you?

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muffinlizzie 7

I can agree with that. I know a few people who find it embarrassing to moan/scream/etc during sex, so they don't.

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Ninjafriends 1

You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.

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enoughgrace 4
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boom, headshot

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devilcb 5
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using your 'weapon' against you

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