Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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rattusrattus
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It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.
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Ninjafriends
| 1
You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.
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rattusrattus
| 18
It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.
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ijustcamementedo
| 0
I do that in real life. it is hard to find twin sheep though.
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DarkHelmet
| 10
Twins Bassel....Twins!!
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rattusrattus
| 18
2 - Is your surname Melchett, by any chance?
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goldhighways
| 0
hahaha love your picture 31.
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Riku714
| 25
In your dreams!
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MdMan2
| 23
Challenge accepted.
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machiko_fml
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You suck then, OP.
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iloveloosy12
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yeah three letters OP
YDI
YDI
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FrenchToast94
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what does YDI mean.
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cradle6
| 13
Yokels did ibuprofen
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OhShuttup
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yummy dead insects
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islandz
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you dumb idiot
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Skodos_fml
| 0
You did it
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Lucidium
| 0
You Deserve It.
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Doortje
| 28
That's a hint, buddy. Start working on your performance.
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iSitt
| 0
softly whisper your name I'm her ear over and over and hope it isn't a nightmare
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satomi_ishida
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No no, OP should just give her surprise sex. Just mount her, give it to her good and say "Oh yeah moan for me!"
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scotty24
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rape is just surprise sex
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twat_luva
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its not rape if you say surprise everyone knows that
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TalkSick
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It probably wasnt you in the dream.
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Drummer_duck
| 0
it was me :p
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iamchuck
| 0
Somehow, I doubt that ^^
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Phustercluck
| 11
it was Brian Peppers!!!
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xnox
| 6
34 - you are hot, but not gay =`(
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Phustercluck
| 11
Ty, and sorry broseph :
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IGuessIDeservedI
| 0
It was me! xD
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xavier1623
| 4
Hey heres an awesome idea. Shes wet, you need sex. 2+2=4.
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tallerguy87
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well she was probably dreaming about someone else then
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suckmyassitsmell
| 0
Don't worry, she was probably just pleasing herself because you aren't man enough to!
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perdix
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Obviously, she was dreaming about having sex with a real man with an ordinary-sized dick, a few sex skills and the ability to last for more than 30 seconds.
Watch some porn and consider that as training.
Watch some porn and consider that as training.
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double_a_bro
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lol
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Lia_Mackenzie
| 4
Perdix, porn is awful training for sex. Most girls don't want to be treated like blow-up dolls or have to get awkward liquids out of their hair, or wherever those "money shots" are aimed. :P
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fthku
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YDI for not pleasing your girl enough.
So not everyone's a natural sex god. Once in you're in a relationship, however, you don't need to be.
All you need is some time to realise what she likes, how she likes it and when. Sharing and talking about it is probably a good idea.
Or she could just be a moany girl. My girlfriend moans at everything (A sexy sexual moan), regardless of sexual pleasure. I actually ask her to shut up sometimes!
So not everyone's a natural sex god. Once in you're in a relationship, however, you don't need to be.
All you need is some time to realise what she likes, how she likes it and when. Sharing and talking about it is probably a good idea.
Or she could just be a moany girl. My girlfriend moans at everything (A sexy sexual moan), regardless of sexual pleasure. I actually ask her to shut up sometimes!
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pavloviandoggy
| 4
This! I moan in my sleep, when I stretch, etc. It sounds like I'm having an orgasm. But whenever I mess around, I don't moan, I giggle, I say stuff. Honestly, if she's making porn moans during sex, she's faking.
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rusrsbrah
| 0
that's actually false. my chick moans and gasps when she's feeling good. it's different for everyone. like me, I don't moan or make faces, or grunt. I breath a little heavier. that's about it. I kinda trained myself to be quiet when I get off so my sister doesn't hear. haha.
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decidedlyvague
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When I first read that, I thought you said I trained myself to be a little quieter when I get off my sister o.o
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voodoopandaa
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Maybe she's embarrassed to moan in front of you?
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muffinlizzie
| 7
I can agree with that. I know a few people who find it embarrassing to moan/scream/etc during sex, so they don't.
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Ninjafriends
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You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.
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enoughgrace
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boom, headshot
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devilcb
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using your 'weapon' against you